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Virginity For Sale In Online Auction

Funny story: Virginity For Sale In Online Auction

Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good. Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc...

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BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

Funny story: BBC TV Licence Fee To Rise By More Than Inflation

In a major departure from usual government policy, the BBC has been given the green light to raise the annual TV licence fee by 'considerably more than inflation', according to a highly placed government source. It is understood that high level ne...

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Liechtenstein In Running For UN Security Council Seat

Funny story: Liechtenstein In Running For UN Security Council Seat

Liechtenstein, the tiny and, until now, insignficant Principality, which is sandwiched between Austria and Switzerland, is a hot favourite in the race to be elected to a temporary a seat on the UN Security Council, ahead of Finland and Australia.

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Daily Mail Readers Campaign For Return Of Death Penalty

Funny story: Daily Mail Readers Campaign For Return Of Death Penalty

Following the brutal killing of two young police officers in Manchester, a not insignificant number of Daily Mail readers have signalled their intention to campaign for the reinstatement of capital punishment. Amongst comments left on the Mail's w...

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Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.

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Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...

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King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

Funny story: King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

A team of Archaeologists have revealed that they believe they have found the skeletal remains of King Richard III. King Richard, also known as 'The Lionheart', was last seen running away from the Battle of Bosworth Field on 22nd August 1485. Many...

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Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Funny story: Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...

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Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Funny story: Yorkshire Ripper Museum Opens

Despite the fact that he is not yet dead, and many families are still left dealing with his dreadful legacy of terror, a museum of artifacts belonging to the notorious Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, has been opened. Sutcliffe, who was driving...

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Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

Funny story: Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

As the fifteenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death creeps up on us, there is little or no mention of her in even the tabloid press, as the media spotlight seems firmly focussed on whether Stephen Hawking wins gold in the Paralympics high diving e...

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Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Funny story: Breivik Declared Sane, NRA Make Job Offer

Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people, has been declared sane and has been sentenced to 21 years in prison, the maximum permissible under Norwegian law. However, with good behaviour and no more outbursts about multicul...

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Prince Philip Funeral Plans Found In Gents Toilet On Hampstead Heath

Funny story: Prince Philip Funeral Plans Found In Gents Toilet On Hampstead Heath

Draft plans for the funeral of Prince Philip have been found stuffed behind a toilet cistern in a gentlemen's toilet on Hampstead Heath. How the documents came to be there remains a mystery. The documents were found by a local kebab shop owner, Ge...

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Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Funny story: Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Brisbane City Council has made a groundbreaking move in the battle to dispel antisocial behaviour from the city centre's major precincts. The city has, for years, watched as groups of poorly educated and unemployed youths have gathered in the city...

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Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

Funny story: Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

In an attempt to curb attacks on people by dangerous dogs, the Australian Veterinary Association (AVA) has proposed the introduction of research into conducting personality tests for canines. AVA spokesman, Jake Russell, told us "We have two issue...

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Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

Funny story: Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

HM Queen Elizabeth II has been ordered to muzzle her corgis in public places and has been summoned to appear at the Central London Magistrates Court, in order to answer a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act. The move follows a vicious attack by tw...

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Assange In Great Escape Bid

Funny story: Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...

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Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...

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The Netherlands Chosen To Host 2022 Winter Olympics

Funny story: The Netherlands Chosen To Host 2022 Winter Olympics

As the world's media has remained focussed on the conclusion of the London 2012 games, it has been announced that the city of Arnhem in The Netherlands will host the 2022 Winter Olympics. The bid by The Netherlands came as a surprise to many, give...

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