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Funny story: British Rail to introduce Contingency Catering

British Rail to introduce Contingency Catering

Following the recent surge in disruptive events and the number of trains held outside stations, a leading rail manufacturer has announced that it is developing a new range of emergency catering arrangements. The announcement from the press office...
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Funny story: SpyGames in doubt as applications fall

SpyGames in doubt as applications fall

The future of the World Spy Games is in doubt this week as it has been revealed that following the collapse of the News Of The World, both the number of competitors applications and the sponsorship for the championships has fallen dramatically. Us...
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Funny story: Brooks has New Job

Brooks has New Job

Former editor of News of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has announced that she has gained new employment and will be leaving the media industry imminently. Brooks, 45 from Wapping, approached a reporter for The Spoof in the street outside a mobile pho...
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Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...
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Funny story: Final NoTW lead story exposed!

Final NoTW lead story exposed!

Following a week of turdmoil in the Wapping HQ of the News Of The World, a hacker working on behalf of The Spoof has managed to hack into the e-mail of Lady Becky Brooks of Lesser Wapping, and steal the scoop of tomorrow big story. The headline is...
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Funny story: Local Newspaper admits to Phone Hacking

Local Newspaper admits to Phone Hacking

They thought it would just be overlooked in today's media coverage of the Shit of the World, but Hampshire local newspaper "The Portsmouth Rag" has hit the spotlight after sensationally admitting that it to has been employing professional phone hacke...
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Funny story: Train Operators follow London's Lead

Train Operators follow London's Lead

After the shock announcement from London Underground this weekend that its shedding 13 of its 51 Directors, Train Operators around the country are fighting to be first to say that they are following London's lead... like we do in everything else.
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Funny story: Train Operators Apologise for Increase in Suicide Rates

Train Operators Apologise for Increase in Suicide Rates

The Government has announced today that following an increase in suicides across Britain's railways, train operators must now apologise to its passengers for the inconvenience it causes. Under the new Acts Of God Act, MPs have decreed that because...
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Funny story: Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

Missing Sussex Man Found Mutated

A man missing from Sussex for over 6 months has finally been found, exactly where he went missing. The 20 year old, who has changed his name by deed poll to Giggs Rooney since disappearing, has been found alive and well at home in Chichester after...
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Funny story: SlutSkirt launched in UK

SlutSkirt launched in UK

Following demonstrations in hundreds of towns and cities this weekend, the Committee for Underwear of feminist movement SlutWalks has launched a new line of skirts designed to turn men into savage wolves. The SlutSkirt measures just 12 inches and...
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Funny story: National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
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Funny story: FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

It was the final straw for the FA to find out that Ryan Giggs is the latest Manchester United player to bring the reputation of football into a black day. The FA however, have finally found a solution for this and will allow unannounced affairs to be...
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Funny story: Pippa to host Groping In The Dark

Pippa to host Groping In The Dark

Following her astounding success as the most attractive hanger-on of the Royal Family, Miss Pippa Middle-tiny-bottom has been announced as the hottest new talent on the TV hosting scene for experimental series Groping in the Dark. Following in the...
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Funny story: Irish Mechanic fixes The Spare Beast

Irish Mechanic fixes The Spare Beast

Following weeks of speculation from literally tens of people, Irish mechanic Sheamus Obama reports that he has finally fixed US presidential protection party vehicle "The Beastie Boy" after taking it to pieces with a toothpick and barrel of Guinness.
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Funny story: Students Riot After Sir Terry Quip

Students Riot After Sir Terry Quip

Students across the country are plotting their next destructive ramapage following a chance quip from radio legend Sir Terry Wogan on popular student "TV while stoned" game show Never Mind The Buzzcocks. The outrage revolves around a discussion on...
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Funny story: PM Prepares for Rail Bankruptcy

PM Prepares for Rail Bankruptcy

Following news yesterday that Network Rail and Jarvis Rail are being prosecuted over their roles at Potters Bar in 2002. The Government has been hastily preparing for the worst as it emerges that Network Rail could be subject to "Unlimited Fines" if...
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Funny story: 'er Maj fined for fare evasion.

'er Maj fined for fare evasion.

Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II may have used a public service train to get to Portsmouth this weekend to see her little metal lover Lord Ark Royal of The Solent; but she was in for a shock when returning after a royal faux pas by one of the ro...
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Funny story: London Underground: Strike Update

London Underground: Strike Update

Its carnage, CARNAGE, CARNGE across London this morning as millions of zombies decend onto London's streets. Yes, its true, London Underground have yet again gone on strike and the average commuter has to brave it to the office overground where th...
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