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Man Tries To Fight Off Skunk, Shoots Self In Face

Funny story: Man Tries To Fight Off Skunk, Shoots Self In Face

Florida resident Daniel McDaniels was attempting to deter a skunk at his friend's house over the weekend, when he accidentally shot himself in the face. Police said the 31-year-old was attempting to load his .22 caliber rifle after spotting the cr...

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'Giant Killer Penguins' Unearthed in Peru

Funny story: 'Giant Killer Penguins' Unearthed in Peru

The fossil of a giant and deadly penguin that roamed the earth 36 million years ago has been discovered in Peru. Scientists, writing in Science journal, say that the features of the bird show that it evolved from early penguins, with brown and gra...

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Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Funny story: Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Not since Lady GaGa has a cult leader so brazenly courted publicity. After having to issue multiple apologies for his role in covering up sexual abuse in the Church, claiming that condoms worsen the AIDS crisis and decrying gay rights as 'insidiou...

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Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up

Funny story: Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up

A 28-year-old from Essex, England has suffered severe burns after igniting himself while attempting to kill a spider. The man was summoned by his wife after she saw the arachnid wreaking havoc in their bathroom yesterday afternoon. Unable to reach...

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Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!

Funny story: Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!

Just when the Catholics thought it was safe to emerge from the corruption closet, those pesky Belgian child-molesters have reared their paedophilic heads to keep them inside for just a little longer. Secret recordings have revealed that a senior f...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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