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Kristen Stewarts' habitual swearing questioned

A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Sy...

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Euro in new Greek Tragedy

Funny story: Euro in new Greek Tragedy

After having agreed a record third Euro bailout for debt ridden Greece, a section of the Euro Monetary committee are now making very loud dissenting noises. A Euro MP said "This is turning out to be more of a greek epic than Homer's Odysseus and t...

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Stewart comes out as a lesbian?

Kristen Stewart shocked fans at a Breaking Dawn autograph session by admitting that she found sex scenes filmed with Robert Pattinson for the film, particulary difficult as he was "bloody awful in bed, can't play Twister, and stank of stale smoke". S...

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Stewart Sports New Hairstyle

Funny story: Stewart Sports New Hairstyle

Kristen Stewart, alleged girlfriend of vampire heart throb Robert Pattinson, was seen by shocked fans this morning leaving a top LA hair salon with a new hairdo. Her new hairstyle was swiftly hidden under a cap, aupon seeing fans who had waited al...

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New cat moves into 10 Downing Street

For a while now the members of the press have been pointing out the rat infestation that has taken hold of Downing Street, and for once not inferring that it was the residence Prime Minister in number 10 itself. The rats had grown in number after...

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Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Funny story: Pattinson poisoned by Kristen's Valentine Dinner

Water for Elephants and Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, was today admitted to hospital with debilitating stomach cramps and vomiting attacks earlier today. Pattinson was said to have started feeling ill, shortly after eating alleged girlfriend,...

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Pattinson arrested at Hollowe'en Party

Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative...

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Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

There has been a lot of rumours on the internet recently about Pattinson and Stewart planning a voodoo wedding or commitment ceremony. However according to a drunken Tom Sturridge, found slumped in a corner of a Louisiana bar recently, the rumours...

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Lohan Back in Jail

Reports are flying around the web that Lindsay Lohan is back in jail again. Lohan has recently been released from a term in jail, after having violated her probation. A source close to Lohan has denied the allegations. The source said "It's sim...

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Paris Hilton Banned From Paris

Funny story: Paris Hilton Banned From Paris

Socialite Paris Hilton has yet again been refused entry to another country due to her recent drugs bust. Recently refused entry into Japan due to a conviction, Hilton was this time denied entry to France, when she attempted to disembark off a fli...

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Road Trip - The Movie ?

There have been several press reports lately that Robert Pattinson, shadow Tim Sturridge and another friend, have been on the road. They have been seen at several stops on their way driving down from LA to, possibly New Orleans, where Kristen Stewart...

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Slave to Love?

Robert Pattisnon has hit back at recent gossip column claims that he is Kristen Stewarts "slave". "Its just simply not true," , he said in a recent interview over a beer and cigarette in a bar in Texas. "It is true, that I sometimes run errands...

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Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel

Robert Pattinson was furious when he walked in and discovered girlfriend Kristen Stewart in bed with her "On The Road" co-star, Viggo Mortensen. A source said "He lost it completely. Took his gloves off and slapped Mortensen around the face with t...

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God annoyed at Hawking

God reportly is sulking over the statement that he doesn't exist, after eminent scientist Stephen Hawkings' recent revelations that he didn't create the universe, let alone in six days. God has moaned that it just isn't fair. "No matter what I do...

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Stewart and Pattinson Leave Bel-Air Lovenest and Move Into Castle

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and shadow Tom Sturridge , have moved out of their luxury rented pad in Stone Valley Bel-Air. A source in the estate agents office said they liked the house but felt the need to move somewhere larger and more in l...

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Blair Memoirs Shock

Former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, much publicised memoirs of his time in office, went on sale to the public this morning. A scan through the pages reveals the shock of the former PM having hair pulling girly fights with his...

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Pattinson - Not Bothered

There has been a lot of gossip surrounding Jimmy Fallons and actor/singer , Robert Pattinson. Apparently, despite being married, Fallon is quite jealous of the way women react when Pattinson enters the room. Fallon has become quite upset that he d...

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Kristen Stewart Furious At Robert's Attendance at the Emmys

Kristen Stewart, who has just returned from filming a sequence for her new movie "On The Road" down in Argentina, is reportedly furious that Robert Pattinson attended a party last night. Tom Sturridge was heard to have swiftly exited the hideaway...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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