On Monday, Tony Blair will officially take Bill Clinton on as an advisor about the US. Since President Bush is making Osama Bin Laden his new Vice president, Blair figured he'd need someone with an inside track.
Queen Elizabeth of England kicked her son, Prince Charles out of the castle after his long time mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, refused to marry him. When asked why Camilla replied, "He's hanging out with a crowd that suits him much better&...
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