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Funny story: Caught with Pot, Governor Regrets Not Legalizing Marijuana

Caught with Pot, Governor Regrets Not Legalizing Marijuana

Saying he should have gone along with the state legislature last year and signed the bill decriminalizing personal possession of marijuana, West Dakota Governor Cody Stevens pardoned himself after he was arrested last night for possession of the ille...
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Funny story: It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Researchers at Oxford University have bestowed upon Canada the dubious distinction of being the most boring of the six countries that comprise what's known as the Anglosphere: Australia, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.
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Funny story: Voyeur Offended by Exhibitionist

Voyeur Offended by Exhibitionist

Ever since she caught him peeking at her through her bedroom window, Eric Snower's neighbor has been bending over backwards---and bending over every other which way!---to catch his attention. And that's just disturbing. "I'll be the first to admi...
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Funny story: Exhibitionist Creeped Out by Voyeur

Exhibitionist Creeped Out by Voyeur

Randi Helms says she likes to get naked in front of people and has even masturbated in public a few times but when she learned her neighbor across the courtyard has been spying on her it totally creeped her out. "That's just sick, you know?" said...
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Funny story: Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...
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Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...
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Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
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Funny story: U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

Saying it's impossible to be mad when you skip, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has called for leaders around the world to take up skipping, the "hippity-hoppity" gait that, for most adults, has become a thing of the past. "If you re...
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Funny story: Fans Lead Effort to Get Rush Removed from Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Fans Lead Effort to Get Rush Removed from Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Saying their favorite band has become too commercial since it was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last April, fans of Canadian power trio Rush say it's time to make a push for their removal. "We were instrumental in getting the ban...
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Funny story: Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Jason Creel of Deth Knell says he had an epiphany three years ago in a Little Rock motel and since then his relationship with Satan, the embodiment of all evil in the world, has never been the same. "Let me put it this way," he said while sitting...
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Funny story: Flow of Guns to Mexico Leaves Too Few Guns for U. S. Carnage

Flow of Guns to Mexico Leaves Too Few Guns for U. S. Carnage

Gun enthusiasts say the millions of guns that flow across the border illegally for use by drug cartels in their war against the Mexican government must stop if mass killers in the U.S. are to reach the success level they're capable of. "Right now...
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Funny story: U.S. Obesity Epidemic has Porn Industry Scrambling

U.S. Obesity Epidemic has Porn Industry Scrambling

The makers of sex movies in the United States are in panic mode as their pool of women with hot bodies dries up amidst the country's exploding problem with fat people. "Let's face it, when two thirds of your population is overweight, you're just...
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Funny story: Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
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Funny story: Biden: Obama Not as 'Clean' as I Thought

Biden: Obama Not as 'Clean' as I Thought

WASHINGTON--Vice President Joe Biden, revisiting one of the most infamous remarks of his short-lived run for the presidency in 2007, says he's having second thoughts about whether Barack Obama is in fact "clean" for a black guy. "I said back then...
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Funny story: James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says. "Agent 007 isn't immune to the times," the spokesperson says. "He understands b...
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Funny story: iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame. "Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...
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Funny story: One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years

One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years

RIYADH PROVINCE, Saudi Arabia--In this arid part of the Desert Kingdom lives Ghaniyah Hisen, whose name means "beautiful," but apparently Arab men haven't read the memo, because the woman has gone without a man her entire 54 years. "Would it kil...
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Funny story: Woman Agrees with Men: She Has a Great Rear

Woman Agrees with Men: She Has a Great Rear

RIDER, Texas-A 24-year-old woman whose rear men have been complimenting for years said today that she thinks the men are right. "You know, I looked at myself in the mirror today and I had to conclude that all these men aren't just giving me some...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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