The President has had a massive attack of the shits over the last two days, and the White House said that it is not easing up. Senator Smith from Texas, believes that Obama contracted some kind of virus from his recent meeting with Dictator Hugo Chav...
Rappers everywhere today are wondering if they will have a job tomorrow, after the Bitch's Union has come out in protest.
The Bitch's Union has announced that they will no longer be called Bitches, Hoes, or Scanks in Rap songs.
Until their dema...
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