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Cross-dresser yogi bites feeding hand

Funny story: Cross-dresser yogi bites feeding hand

New Delhi (India): Baba Rum-dev, india's celebrity contortionist has denied that he's Ba-ba-Black sheep, even though he's been trying to pull the wool over the eyes of his unsuspecting 'followers'. Rum-dev, who recently air-dashed to Delhi to lead...

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Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Funny story: Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Indian Human Resource Development Minister Kapil Syllable is likely to face bricbats and catcalls from the Indian Opposition when Parliament reconvenes tomorrow. The nation is agitated that their hopeful to the Miss Universe Contest, a lady from Beng...

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India says Obama isn't American

Funny story: India says Obama isn't American

New Delhi: Barak Obama may not be American, after all, according to India's Department of Human Resources. Even as the American president is set to visit India, the Ministry of HRD, popularly called Horrid Reactionary Duffers by the bemused publi...

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Indian King was a Jew

Funny story: Indian King was a Jew

Washington: In a press-conference that has jolted the East, the West, and the Holly Roler Catlik Church, Researchers in Alabama declared that the Great Emperor Asoka of India, was in fact, an Israeli spy for the Mossad. "It's very clear that A...

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George Michael hurt by Gorilla

Funny story: George Michael hurt by Gorilla

London: There's no truth whatsoever in the stories that George Michael was chased by a gay anaconda when he visited the men's restrooms in a pub in Liverpool last night, say the star's managers. The pop-star has been the subject of weird stories r...

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American Melting Pot's boiling over

Funny story: American Melting Pot's boiling over

New York: Blame it on the Founding Fathers, America The Beautiful is gonna be pockmarked with minarets, just because they lacked the foresightedness to see beyond the Pacific, said visionary and author Kluxie Mendonca. "Why blame Obama or the May...

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Win one get one free, latest CWG offer from India

Funny story: Win one get one free, latest CWG offer from India

New Delhi: It's a new introductory offer for the Commonwealth games (CWG). The Indian Sports Department and co-organizers of the biggest sports bash in Blighty has come up with an offer that they think athletes cannot refuse. "Every foreign athlet...

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Pink Rupee makes everyone Gay in India

Funny story: Pink Rupee makes everyone Gay in India

The Pink Rupee is on the rise, according to business trackers in India. Though this piece of information may make the Rainbow people in La La land happy and Gay, insiders say that the depraved West shouldn't assume too much. "Our twenty rupee not...

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Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Funny story: Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Washington: There is absolutely no truth in reports that The United States is helping the Bin Ladens to turn the screws on Pakistani Prime Minister Geelani, reliable sources in the White House have told this correspondent. "It's a well known fact...

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Iraqi to train Kashmiris in shoe-hurling

Funny story: Iraqi to train Kashmiris in shoe-hurling

Kashmir: The Kashmir Mujahideen has decided to import trainers from Iraq to teach disgruntled Kashmiris the art of throwing shoes at Chief Ministers and other symbols of the oppressive establishment. "It's a crying shame that even ex-members of th...

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Indians to sweep medal tally at CWG Games

Funny story: Indians to sweep medal tally at CWG Games

London: Pollyamma the Parrot, India's answer to the Oracle Octopus, has predicted that this time India will be the country bagging the largest amount of medals in the upcoming Commonwealth Games, causing quite a stir in Times Square. An astonishe...

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Commonwealth Games Ship leaks like a seive

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Ship leaks like a seive

The Commonwealth Games ship is entering choppy waters, and punters are placing bets as to weather it will stay afloat, say newspapers in India. "There are just too many bloody leaks to plug!" declared a harried source in the office of the Indian S...

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Obama not to Swim in the River Ganges, after all!

Funny story: Obama not to Swim in the River Ganges, after all!

Washington, DC: US President Obama has no intention of swimming up the River Ganges in a show of solidarity with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, sources in the White House have stated. A certain source from the Prime Ministers' Office in Ind...

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BlackBerry bugs India

Funny story: BlackBerry bugs India

New Delhi (India): The Canadian Blackberry has made several Indian politicians scream blue murder, even as the Indian stock markets begin resembling a half-sozzled cowboy in a Texas rodeo. It all began when the Indian Farmer's Cooperative discovered...

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Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Funny story: Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Yesterday's report of the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games has kicked up a whale of a storm in India. Indian Sports Minister MS Gill reacted sharply to recent reports of fishy business in the run up to the Commonwealth Games, to be...

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Commonwealth Games have fishy pong

Funny story: Commonwealth Games have fishy pong

Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is fed up to the gills with all the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games that are due to be held in the Indian Capital New Delhi in a couple of months. "I thought things were going swimmingly, until t...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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