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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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Funny story: US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

WASHINGTON, DC - Surgeon General Vice Admiral (VADM) Vivek H. Murthy, M.D., M.B.A., released a study today recommending that President Obama issue an executive order to establish a Federal United Copulation Center (FUCC). The report, 17 years in t...
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Funny story: Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - USGS Chief Scientist, Jack MeHoff, released a study today that concludes that the increasing number of solar eclipses is due to Global Climate Change, caused by human activity. The report cites historical records dating back to th...
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Funny story: Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

PALO ALTO, CA - Telsa Motors' CEO, Ellen Mush, announced their next "green" vehicle - The Telsa Model C. The model C is the first coal-powered vehicle since the 1884 Trepardeux. It was a coal fired steam propelled carriage. Ms. Mush said the new M...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning moment, President Obama signed an executive order that mandates all African-Americans to vote. Obama signed the order in a meeting in Detroit on Thursday. "We shouldn't be making it harder to vote, we should be makin...
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Funny story: John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name. The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike...
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Funny story: Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

WASHINGTON, DC - The Justice Department is preparing to bring a lawsuit against polar bear conservationists Polar Bear Lovers over a pattern of racially discriminatory tactics. Attorney General Eric Holder said this week he expects to announce the...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

TRENTON, NJ - The spokesman for The Chris Christie Foundation, Betha Buhderbahl, announced that the foundation will take on a troubling, weighty issue when it comes to the income gap between healthy people and the obese. Obese people make 72 cents...
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Funny story: Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, saying the move showed "disintegration" in U.S. pol...
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Funny story: Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...
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Funny story: EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...
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Funny story: 12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

ATLANTA, GA - According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics. Some of the other interesting numbers in the poll: 68% of US citizens support child vaccines while 86% are oppos...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

WASHINGTON, DC - It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law. Hillary Clinton used her own coffee cup for her daily dose of ca...
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Funny story: President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

WASHINGTON, DC - The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military. Defense Secretary Ash Carter said during a visit to Inyorbutistan that an all-transgender force w...
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Funny story: Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Womaniser?

MADISON, WI - Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial womaniser. "I don't know," Walker, a likely 2016 presidential c...
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Funny story: First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

WASHINGTON, DC - First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes. Besides having to endure preside...
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Funny story: Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

WASHINGTON, DC - Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama has decreed. The directive marks another phase in Obama's progressive shift on gay marriage, which has included declarations...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

WASHINGTON, DC - US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side. The executive order states that the switch will be implemented gradually, so Americans are not shocked, but will conti...
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