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Funny story:  Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York

Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York

NEW YORK, NY - New York City residents mopped up Saturday after tropical storm Arthur missed New York, and doused cable news networks' celebrations. "Overall, we're in pretty good shape," said Bill De Blasio, mayor of New York City, 'the greatest...
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Funny story:  President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

WASHINGTON, DC - A few days after Vice President Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton by stating he's 'the poorest man in Congress', President Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a local payday loan center at least twice a...
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Funny story:  UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...
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Funny story:  Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

BEIRUT, LEBANON - Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran. The announcement came shortly after US President, Barack Hussein Obama...
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Funny story:  Obama Asks Batman to Take on Climate-Change Deniers

Obama Asks Batman to Take on Climate-Change Deniers

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama has called on Batman and Robin to fix climate change, comparing skeptics about man-made alterations to the environment to those who still believe that the earth is round. In an address today to the Superheros Natio...
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Funny story:  Michael Sam traded to Packers

Michael Sam traded to Packers

GREENBAY, WI - In an incredibly ironic twist, openly gay football player, Michael Sam, was traded by the St. Louis Rams to the Greenbay Packers. Sam was drafted by the Rams on May 10, 2014 in the seventh round. Shortly after reporting to the team,...
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Funny story:  Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult

Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult

LOS ANGELES, CA - LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling has condemned descriptions in North Korean state media of President Obama as a "crossbreed" and a "wicked black monkey". Mr. Sterling's spokeswoman, Sno White, said the comments were "ugly and d...
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Funny story:  Boston police destroy two poodles

Boston police destroy two poodles

BOSTON, MA - Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line. They say they've taken a little old lady into custody in connection with the two suspicious canines. Police spokesman, Mike...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

WASHINGTON, DC - In a landmark judgment, the Supreme Court on Tuesday created the "third gender" status for gays. Earlier, they were forced to write male or female as their gender. The court said that the gays will be allowed admission in educatio...
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Funny story:  White House Bans "Doing It" in the Lincoln Bedroom

White House Bans "Doing It" in the Lincoln Bedroom

WASHINGTON, DC - After the World Daily News reported that the Clintons had used the Lincoln bedroom as a brothel for donors, President Barack Obama has issued a statement, condemning the practice and has banned anyone from "doing it" in the Lincoln b...
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Funny story:  Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY - New York City's Mayor, Bill de Blasio, says that the stress toll has risen to more than 239,093, but less than 239,095 from a powerful magnitude-1.9 earthquake that struck off Manhattan earlier today. The quake forced city official...
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Funny story:  Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON, DC - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid introduced a bill in the US Senate this morning, assigning Democrats to the Endangered Species List. The bill was hastily submitted after Republican David Jolly won a closely watched special elect...
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Funny story:  Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

CARSON CITY, NV - Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12. The announcement came shortly after Colorado announced that it reaped $2.1 million from marijuana sales in J...
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Funny story:  Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Sierra Club President, Michael Brune, announced today that the Sierra Club is calling for mandatory bed times for all humans. The announcement came shortly after a 27,339 page report on the benefits and drawbacks of Daylight Sa...
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Funny story:  PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

BOSTON, MA - Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) has finally banned puppets from secretly taking pictures or video under another person's clothing. PBS management drafted the policy, forbidding the practice, after Elmo was caught up-skirting Katy P...
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Funny story:  Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing. While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself. Within...
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Funny story:  U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

WASHINGTON, DC - US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic. The announcement came shortly after the completion of the O...
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Funny story:  President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama Declares War on Winter

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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