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Funny story: White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog. At 1:36 p.m. Saturday, the Anchorage Police Department was notified that a large, tattooed, male black bear, wearing a hoodie and saggi...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

WASHINGTON, DC - Yesterday, President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police. Mr. Obama issued an Executive Order, directing US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, to fund communit...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

TUSKEGEE, AL - After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at her commencement speech at Tuskegee University, First Lady Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather, Charl...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, this reporter has learned. At a press conference this morning, M...
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Funny story: Apple to Unveil iPen

Apple to Unveil iPen

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June. Tim Cook, Apple CEO, told The Spoof that the new iPen will be revolutionary. It will feature sustainable technology and a unique method of putting words onto pap...
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Funny story: Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

BALTIMORE, MD - A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter. The Spoof Cable Network News reporter, Adam Zapel, was frustrated because the violence in Baltimore had subsided. In...
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Funny story: Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

MONTPELIOR, VT - Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika, pitting him against the heavily favored former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who has her sights set on being...
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Funny story: Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream. "If we're serious about living up to what our country is about, then we have to consider what we...
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Funny story: Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now." The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capital...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) to be combined into one department. Mr. Obama's spokesman, T...
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Funny story: Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

DENVER, CO - Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated. That announcement came on the heels of Chipoltes huge public-relations success of banning geneti...
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Funny story: iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

CUPERTINO, CA - In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's Itoons website displayed the Apple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area. Earlier today, on the Google map of Rawlpindi, Pakistan, there was an image of an Android robot relievin...
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Funny story: New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

WASHINGTON, DC - A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men. The study also found these additional benefits when a man deposits sem...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron. The Climatron will control the climate and will be operated by the Vice President of the United States. Opera...
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Funny story: President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change. The dike would be approximately 10,000 miles long and would be 6 inches tall, preventing ris...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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