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Funny story:  Boston police destroy two poodles

Boston police destroy two poodles

BOSTON, MA - Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line. They say they've taken a little old lady into custody in connection with the two suspicious canines. Police spokesman, Mike...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

WASHINGTON, DC - In a landmark judgment, the Supreme Court on Tuesday created the "third gender" status for gays. Earlier, they were forced to write male or female as their gender. The court said that the gays will be allowed admission in educatio...
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Funny story:  White House Bans "Doing It" in the Lincoln Bedroom

White House Bans "Doing It" in the Lincoln Bedroom

WASHINGTON, DC - After the World Daily News reported that the Clintons had used the Lincoln bedroom as a brothel for donors, President Barack Obama has issued a statement, condemning the practice and has banned anyone from "doing it" in the Lincoln b...
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Funny story:  Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY - New York City's Mayor, Bill de Blasio, says that the stress toll has risen to more than 239,093, but less than 239,095 from a powerful magnitude-1.9 earthquake that struck off Manhattan earlier today. The quake forced city official...
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Funny story:  Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON, DC - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid introduced a bill in the US Senate this morning, assigning Democrats to the Endangered Species List. The bill was hastily submitted after Republican David Jolly won a closely watched special elect...
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Funny story:  Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

CARSON CITY, NV - Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12. The announcement came shortly after Colorado announced that it reaped $2.1 million from marijuana sales in J...
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Funny story:  Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Sierra Club President, Michael Brune, announced today that the Sierra Club is calling for mandatory bed times for all humans. The announcement came shortly after a 27,339 page report on the benefits and drawbacks of Daylight Sa...
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Funny story:  PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

BOSTON, MA - Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) has finally banned puppets from secretly taking pictures or video under another person's clothing. PBS management drafted the policy, forbidding the practice, after Elmo was caught up-skirting Katy P...
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Funny story:  Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

Pope Drops C-Bomb, When Questioned by Female Reporter about F-Bomb

VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing. While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself. Within...
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Funny story:  U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

WASHINGTON, DC - US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic. The announcement came shortly after the completion of the O...
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Funny story:  President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama Declares War on Winter

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city. In the three previous snow storms, nearly ten inches of sn...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty star dies of duck bite

Duck Dynasty star dies of duck bite

WEST MONROE, LA - Rob Philertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty reality TV show has died of a duck bite, according to A&E. Mr. Philertson died on Saturday night after refusing to seek medical attention after a duck bit his left testicle during...
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Funny story:  USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics. The announcement came after the USA lost to South Korea 9 to 2 after playing only six ends at last week's event. The team's Skip, Ivana Luze, ci...
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Funny story:  Obama Launches WebCam Program for the Disadvantaged

Obama Launches WebCam Program for the Disadvantaged

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama on Thursday launched a public program to provide webcams to African-American and Latino young men and boys, an initiative that includes a $90 billion commitment from the US Federal government and $367 from Holl...
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Funny story:  Eric Holder admitted at DC hospital for sex reassignment surgery

Eric Holder admitted at DC hospital for sex reassignment surgery

WASHINGTON, DC - Attorney General Eric Holder admitted himself this morning to nearby hospital, MedStar Washington Hospital Center, for sex reassignment surgery. The surgery has been scheduled for tomorrow morning. "During his regular morning meet...
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Funny story:  Arizona governor expected to announce decision to slap gay critics

Arizona governor expected to announce decision to slap gay critics

PHOENIX, AZ - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, under mounting pressure to veto a bill assailed by critics as a license to discriminate against homosexuals in the name of religion, met today with politicians on both sides of the issue, and is expected to...
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Funny story:  Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

TAMPA BAY, FL. - A Caucasian man was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder for the fatal shooting of an African-American teenager over loud music, but a mistrial was declared after the all-black jury broke out their boom-boxes and started...
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Funny story:  Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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