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Funny story: FBI's Most Wanted Terrorist Signs Short-Term-Contract With Philadelphia Eagles

FBI's Most Wanted Terrorist Signs Short-Term-Contract With Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Ahmad Abousamra, the FBI's most-wanted terrorist signed a one-game deal Monday with the Eagles, an anonymous league source said Sunday afternoon. Philadelphia has finalized an agreement with the 36-year-old Ahmad Abousamra when...
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Funny story: More schools to offer breakfast in bed

More schools to offer breakfast in bed

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
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Funny story: Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make. Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change th...
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Funny story: Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Barack Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had. The former vice presiden...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Michael Sam, NFL's first openly gay player, was lambasted by NFL Commissioner, Biff Wellington, for his performance and comments on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. During the airing of DWTS, Michael Sam lambasted his father for his a...
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Funny story: California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against heterosexuals. A "fix" to California's la...
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Funny story: ISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran

ISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran

TIKRIT, IRAQ - ISIS commander, Haid D'Salaami, ordered his soldiers to execute a mass-defecation on the holy Quran to prove their manliness. The order came after ISIS soldiers succumbed to Iraqi soldiers when Tikrit was retaken earlier today. Iraq...
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Funny story: Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

SACRAMENTO, CA - The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat. The study was funded by a $136.7 billion grant from the new Unit...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders. Ms. Phulz stated that President...
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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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Funny story: US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

WASHINGTON, DC - Surgeon General Vice Admiral (VADM) Vivek H. Murthy, M.D., M.B.A., released a study today recommending that President Obama issue an executive order to establish a Federal United Copulation Center (FUCC). The report, 17 years in t...
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Funny story: Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - USGS Chief Scientist, Jack MeHoff, released a study today that concludes that the increasing number of solar eclipses is due to Global Climate Change, caused by human activity. The report cites historical records dating back to th...
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Funny story: Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

PALO ALTO, CA - Telsa Motors' CEO, Ellen Mush, announced their next "green" vehicle - The Telsa Model C. The model C is the first coal-powered vehicle since the 1884 Trepardeux. It was a coal fired steam propelled carriage. Ms. Mush said the new M...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning moment, President Obama signed an executive order that mandates all African-Americans to vote. Obama signed the order in a meeting in Detroit on Thursday. "We shouldn't be making it harder to vote, we should be makin...
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Funny story: John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name. The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike...
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Funny story: Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

WASHINGTON, DC - The Justice Department is preparing to bring a lawsuit against polar bear conservationists Polar Bear Lovers over a pattern of racially discriminatory tactics. Attorney General Eric Holder said this week he expects to announce the...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

TRENTON, NJ - The spokesman for The Chris Christie Foundation, Betha Buhderbahl, announced that the foundation will take on a troubling, weighty issue when it comes to the income gap between healthy people and the obese. Obese people make 72 cents...
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97% of Climatologists Fudged Data, Proven Wrong

As scientific fraud of massive proportions is unraveled, climatologists all over the world 'feel the heat'. "Even the NASA photographs of the Earth's poles were doctored," said an investigator.
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