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Funny story: Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016. Products will be available for both men and women. Men's products will include: iShoes, iSocks, iPants,...
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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

SPOKANE, WA - Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that she is a white woman posing as black NAACP acti...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

NEW YORK, NY - U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill. In an effort to streamline the federal government, Trump also...
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Funny story: Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

WASHINGTON, DC -The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait, a victory for campaigners who have been pushing for U.S. currency to be more inclusive. The final choice of...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

CALABASAS, CA - Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that Dolezal is a white woman posing as black NAAC...
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Funny story: Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators. There has been much controversy around the drug, stemming from the fact that hypoactive sexual desire disorder, th...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'

Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'

After media mogul and Entertainment Studios CEO Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy". "President Obama is, at...
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Funny story: White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog. At 1:36 p.m. Saturday, the Anchorage Police Department was notified that a large, tattooed, male black bear, wearing a hoodie and saggi...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

WASHINGTON, DC - Yesterday, President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police. Mr. Obama issued an Executive Order, directing US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, to fund communit...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

TUSKEGEE, AL - After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at her commencement speech at Tuskegee University, First Lady Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather, Charl...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, this reporter has learned. At a press conference this morning, M...
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Funny story: Apple to Unveil iPen

Apple to Unveil iPen

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June. Tim Cook, Apple CEO, told The Spoof that the new iPen will be revolutionary. It will feature sustainable technology and a unique method of putting words onto pap...
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Funny story: Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

BALTIMORE, MD - A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter. The Spoof Cable Network News reporter, Adam Zapel, was frustrated because the violence in Baltimore had subsided. In...
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Funny story: Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

MONTPELIOR, VT - Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika, pitting him against the heavily favored former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who has her sights set on being...
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Funny story: Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream. "If we're serious about living up to what our country is about, then we have to consider what we...
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Funny story: Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now." The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capital...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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