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Food Breaks For Fat Workers

Funny story: Food Breaks For Fat Workers

In a landmark ruling, an employer has been forced to grant five minute food breaks for his fat employees. "Stubbies", a pencil sharpener manufacturer, based in Chorley, used to only allow smokers to go outside for regular five minute breaks durin...

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Fake Pope Cons Food

Funny story: Fake Pope Cons Food

Even though it is common knowledge that The Pope departed the UK several weeks ago, that didn't stop a cafe in Doncaster being conned into serving "His Holiness" a free lunch. "Bob's" cafe in the centre of Doncaster is regarded by locals as a rea...

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Former Fat Man Sues

Funny story: Former Fat Man Sues

Ronald Rolls, car salesman and former fat man, has sued the weightloss group "WeightBreakers" after they helped him shed a staggering 40stone. Mr Rolls began life at a healthy 9lbs but ballooned to over 52stone by the time he was forty. Doctors g...

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Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

Funny story: Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

A distaster was narrowly avoided at the Oliver household after chef, Jamie, almost cooked his newborn baby by mistake. "I thought he was a f***ing pizza!" Said Jamie Oliver, 35, he continued; "I've hardly got any sleep recently and I haven't been...

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Nudists Vs. Swingers At Resort

Funny story: Nudists Vs. Swingers At Resort

A nudist resort in LaBum, France, has angered its faithful residents by allowing swingers to also enjoy holidays at the 4 star dwelling. The resort called, "Le Nakey Village," opened in 1949 with the intention of liberating people from the oppre...

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Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

Funny story: Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

World famous documentary filmmaker and nature lover, David Attenborough has quit television after declaring the world is now, "too small to explore." In an interview with BBC radio, the 84 year old national treasure poured his heart out, after re...

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Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

Funny story: Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

The 14th Dalai Lama has allegedly paid damages to a McDonalds worker after an incident at a McDonalds Restaurant in an unnamed location. CCTV footage of the incident- which happened some time last year- has appeared on youtube over the last few d...

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Pope Signs NIKE Deal

Funny story: Pope Signs NIKE Deal

Christian's and bandwagon riders have expressed their distress and disbelief after The Vatican revealed that The Pope had indeed signed a sponsorship deal with NIKE. Rumours have circulated for weeks now that a deal was to be struck after His Hol...

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Blair's Book faces plagiarism accusations

Funny story: Blair's Book faces plagiarism accusations

Former Prime Minister, part time dinner-speaker and full time liar, Tony Blair, has been accused of plagiarising other works for his autobiography. Blair's book entitled, "Blair Today: Gone Tomorrow" has shot straight to the top of worldwide best...

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William Hague defends self over gay rumours

Funny story: William Hague defends self over gay rumours

Foreign Secretary, William Hague, made his first public appearance today, after the resignation of his "special adviser" over rumours of a gay relationship between the two. "We didn't have any kind of romantic relationship. I'm not a romantic per...

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WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

Funny story: WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE boss, Vince McMahon announced this morning that he is to sign Australian actor, Mel Gibson to a three year wrestling contract. Part time actor- full time racist- Mel, is said to be, "overjoyed" with the opportunity. Gibson will debut some...

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"Cat Binning" becomes craze

Funny story: "Cat Binning" becomes craze

Police are becoming concerned that a new craze called, "Cat Binning" is sweeping the nation's council estates. Participants in the craze, inspired by Coventry maniac- Mary Bale, walk their neighbourhood searching for cats to drop into bins. The c...

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Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

Funny story: Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

In a move that will please Saudi Arabia's justice system, the Coventry woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin, will herself be thrown into a wheelie bin for fifteen hours. "It is a victory for common sense!" Said the cat's owner. Saudi Arab...

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Brave father saves tiger from girl

Funny story: Brave father saves tiger from girl

A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany. The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...

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Bull mauls crowd in, "Unprovoked attack."

Funny story: Bull mauls crowd in, "Unprovoked attack."

A bull has injured over 14 and a half people during a bullfight in the Spanish Capital, Madrid. One of the victims was revealed as a 78year old woman who is suffering from, "deep buttock horning injuries." The incident happened yesterday during o...

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Cheryl Cole pregnant by Piers Morgan?

Funny story: Cheryl Cole pregnant by Piers Morgan?

It has been announced to the press, by me, since I've just made it up, that X-Factor Judge, Cheryl Cole and Britain's Got Talent Judge, Piers Morgan are expecting a child together. It is alleged that the two met several months ago, during one of...

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Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

Funny story: Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

It has been revealed that Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons and most recently, The Lost Symbol has been secretly working on another book over the last three months. The book is apparently entitled, "The Digital Deception...

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Jeremy Clarkson in anti Welsh rant

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in anti Welsh rant

Jeremy Clarkson has found himself in trouble with The Welsh again after making a speech to recently graduated students of Chester University. It is alleged that during his talk on, "tolerance within media," Clarkson suddenly remarked, "Your pract...

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