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Libyan Jets over London

Funny story: Libyan Jets over London

Libyan jets were seen over London today to protect British citizens who were taking part in a demonstration and were being attacked by police. A spokesman for Col. Gadaffi said, "The UN allows us to intervene to protect British citizens from being...

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HMP Ford to be saved

Funny story: HMP Ford to be saved

A leaked report from the Ministry of Justice suggests that ministers wish to save HMP Ford, the open prison in Sussex which was last seen going up in smoke, because, were it to close there would be nowhere to send disgraced MPS, Lords and D List cele...

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Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

Funny story: Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes. This follows three lar...

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RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

Funny story: RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...

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Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Funny story: Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Prince Charles has issued a statement saying that, forthwith, he will not be eating tomatoes and appeals to other to give up eating the succulent red fruit. "Well, I was, you know, walking around my garden at Highgrove, having a chat to the grass...

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Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

Funny story: Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

For those who thought that Jack Straw had a strange fascination for prisons (he doubled the prison population from 40,000 to 80,000 in just 5 years), new evidence has just been found to support it. 46,361 photos showing prisons and prisoners have...

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Poltergeist at No 10 Says Brown

Funny story: Poltergeist at No 10 Says Brown

In response to claims that Gordon Brown threw diaries and cups of coffee at civil servants, Gordon Brown now claims in his autobiography, "The Road to Oblivion" that it was, in fact, poltergeists which threw things at people and not him in a fit of p...

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Scottish Police Call for More Women Shooters

Funny story: Scottish Police Call for More Women Shooters

Scottish police have called for more female officers to carry guns. At the moment it is mainly the men who are called upon to whip their weapons out and shoot at passers by. Under new Sex Equality Laws men will be able to be shot dead by either ma...

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British Airways Solves Lost Baggage Problem

Funny story: British Airways Solves Lost Baggage Problem

British Airways which for years has suffered the worst record of baggage loss for any airline has announced a new strategy to cut losses. From 1st January 2011 all of BA's customer baggage will be sent by Ryan Air. Although Ryan Air only operat...

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Queen to Pose Nude for 85th Birthday Portrait

Funny story: Queen to Pose Nude for 85th Birthday Portrait

The Department of Home Affairs has announced that next year's 85th birthday portrait of the queen will show her sitting naked, except for her crown, cross-legged on a tank in the Iraqi desert. A Buckingham Palace source stated that the royal genit...

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Mugabee Given Asylum

Funny story: Mugabee Given Asylum

News has leaked out that Robert Mugabee secretly entered Britain last week and was given political asylum and refugee status. He flew in on a special British Airways flight which then filled up with 197 refused asylum seekers who were being forcef...

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Americans Kill Aid Worker

Funny story: Americans Kill Aid Worker

The Americans have admitted blowing up a kidnapped aid worker in Afghanistan whilst attempting to rescue her. The incident has brought back memories of the Iraq invasion when only one British soldier was killed by the enemy, the rest were killed b...

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Apple launch special phone for prisoners

Funny story: Apple launch special phone for prisoners

Always eager to find new gaps in the shrinking mobile phone market, Apple believe they are on to a winner with the new Icon phone, designed specifically for prisoners' use. The phone is small, only the size of your thumb, and has a Teflon coating...

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Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

Funny story: Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

David Cameron has announced, in his new Honours List, that he is to make Aleksandr Orlov a knight of the Garter for his services to advertising. Orlov said, "I will be liking the ermine cushion, simples." It is unclear if Cameron is aware that...

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New McDonalds Tartan Created

Funny story: New McDonalds Tartan Created

A McDonald tartan has been created to celebrate a Scottish born nun Mary MacKillop, who died in 1909 and will be canonised next Sunday. Mary, who was a great fan of the first McDonalds shop in Scotland, Roy Bridge in Lochaber, is thought to be res...

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Prison Service Introduce Double Beds for Gay Cons

Funny story: Prison Service Introduce Double Beds for Gay Cons

The Labour Opposition was in outrage, hastily sending quotes and sound bites to the tabloids after Crispin Blunt announced that gay prisoners in double cells will be able to demand double beds. Under Human Rights Acts all prisoners have a right to...

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Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Funny story: Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...

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Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Funny story: Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Finally, after much debate, Wife Throwing is to be included in the Olympic sports in time for 2012. The event will take place in Hyde Park. Wife throwing is a popular sport in the north of England and has set rules. All contestants must have...

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