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Chilean Miners stuck for four months demand overtime

Funny story: Chilean Miners stuck for four months demand overtime

The Chilean miners trapped after a mine collapsed on them have today demanded overtime at double the normal rate of pay. Trapped miner and Union leader Mr Juan Diagio said "We normally work nine to five thirty Monday to Friday with an hour off for...

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Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

Funny story: Mass evacuation as Kerry Katona threatens to adopt child

In scenes reminiscent of World War 2 a mass evacuation of children to the countryside has begun following Kerry Katona's claim that she would like to adopt a child. "It's the only way to ensure the safety of our children" commented Home Secretary...

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Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

Funny story: Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra. Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complainin...

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New miracle diet discovered by woman from Barnsley - celebrities rush to endorse it

Funny story: New miracle diet discovered by woman from Barnsley - celebrities rush to endorse it

The medical world has been rocked today by a sensational new claim from Jill Mottershed from Barnsley who has sensationally revealed a new, low cost, guaranteed form of weight loss. "It was quite simple really." Reveals Jill "I'd tried loads of di...

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Gay Governor bans heterosexual marriage

Funny story: Gay Governor bans heterosexual marriage

In a shock move announced today, the new Governor of California has sensationally banned heterosexual marriage. Speaking from his office Governor Dwane Chippengorge said "Look these Goddam straight people with their perverted ideas have been getti...

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Jesus gets ASBO

Funny story: Jesus gets ASBO

We can exclusively reveal that Jesus has today been handed an ASBO in a surprising turn of events at the High Court. Ruling for the prosecution in the case Judge Gary Baldi said "The evidence was overwhelming in the end - he has to be taught a les...

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Record A Level Results Announced

Funny story: Record A Level Results Announced

Remarkable results this year for A level results as 100% of papers were awarded A* grades. Speaking on behalf of the Department for Education Mr C Dick said "All this nonsense about papers getting easier is very frustrating. These exams are reall...

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Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham releases single

Funny story: Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham releases single

Things are hotting up nicely for Cheryl Cole's new friend, tapeworm Graham as they release a new duet today following his success in Celebrity Big Brother. "It seems like the next natural step really." Said Graham. "Cheryl's been a great mentor fo...

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Queen goes on strike

Funny story: Queen goes on strike

The Queen has today sensationally announced that she's going on strike. The announcement comes after long talks between her Union the RSPCR (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Royals) and the Government. Standing outside Buckingham...

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Dating guidelines released

Funny story: Dating guidelines released

A new Government department aimed at reducing the amount of single people in the country has today released a guideline of do's and dont's when out on a first date. Mr S Shady, Minister for Demographics, said "Our department has been given the tas...

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It's official - Procrastination IS the thief of time

Funny story: It's official - Procrastination IS the thief of time

We can exclusively reveal that Procrastination has sensationally been exposed as the thief of time and was today sentenced for 10 years. Speaking for Scotland Yard Officer James McSporran told us "Well, we've suspected this for quite some time but...

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Facebook sets the records straight

Funny story: Facebook sets the records straight

Sweeping reform in the UK today as PM David Cameron announces plans that Facebook will replace public records. "It's so obvious really." Cameron stated "It's been staring us in the face for so long and I had one of those Eureka moments. Funnily en...

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Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Funny story: Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Basking in his new found fame Graham told us "It's all happening...

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Gordon Brown - the life story

Funny story: Gordon Brown - the life story

Hollywood insiders have today revealed that plans are being drawn up to make a film based on Gordon's first year as Prime Minister. Due to budget restraints the film will be made from recyled clips. Budd Hoppenbauer, upcoming new director, commen...

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Death - it's final

Funny story: Death - it's final

The World Health Organisation has today sensationally revealed that death is final. Speaking on behalf of the organisation Mr Jerome Backfysh said "Extensive research on the topic has shown that once someone is declared dead they don't tend to do...

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Rocket scientist to sue employer

Funny story: Rocket scientist to sue employer

A UK rocket scientist is to sue his employers for unfair dismissal it has been reported today. Mr George Slackboldy has registered a complaint against his employers in London claiming that they kept confusing him when he made mistakes. "Every t...

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover. Here's another one: I've slept with your mother!

Funny story: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover. Here's another one: I've slept with your mother!

A recent survey made on 10,000 people has revealed that the one act that would split up most couples is if either partner slept with the other person's mother. The survey, published in the women's magazine "OMG!" showed that 65% of those surveyed...

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Peter Crouch - "Yes I do want to have my cake and eat it!"

Funny story: Peter Crouch - "Yes I do want to have my cake and eat it!"

Peter Crouch has today sensationally stated that he both wants to have his cake and eat it. In a bold move he voiced the thoughts of a thousand footballers admitting that whilst he had a tall, slim, attractive girlfriend/wife at home he still wan...

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The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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