Los Angeles- The hispanic goup La Raza (The Race) defended its stand on Illegal immigration as it faced charges of racism.
The national council of La Raza defended its call to remove all white people from the US. National council of La Raza presid...
Mesquite TX - A Mesquite mother of twins claims she isnt the mother of the babies born two weeks ago and demands DNA tests to prove it.
Doctor Phil Good from The Texas Regional Medical Center explains " the mother is the mother I delivered them, b...
Tehran- A nuclear explosion rocked Tehran Iran this morning. Sources in the capitol blames failed missile test for the destruction.
At 5:00 am cst this morning an explosion and mushroom cloud were reported over the capitol. Speculation was Israel...
Amazon- Researchers investigating the contents of bird feces made an amazing discovery Friday. For years that little white speck on the top of bird droppings has confounded observers the world over.
Shing Ding Dong Valdez, a researcher and avid bi...
Hell- Record low temperatures resulted in major ice storms in Hell today. Satan reported Al Gores attempts to stop global warming as the cause." When Al sold me his soul for his riches I didn't know the bastard was going to actually stop warming" Sat...
Laredo- Two researchers from The Center for Immigration Studies discovered the remains of what is thought to be the oldest known illegal immigrant.
Hector Valdez Juan Pablo and Chin Ming, two researchers from CIS, while studying the migration patt...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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