WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make them more difficult to counterfeit, the United States Treasury will be introducing a new, more colorful fifty dollar bill this fall.
(SP)-- Top White House Officials announced earlier this week that President Bush has agreed to provide his voice for one of the puppets on the popular Comedy Central phone prank show 'Crank Yankers.'...
CRYSTAL LAKE, IL-- The Shady Pines country club in Crystal Lake Illinois Shocked guests of a wedding reception on Saturday when they served severed cat heads as appetizers before dinner.
BLOOMINGTON ILLINOIS-- After spending the first 19 years of his life in a protective plastic bubble, a Bloomington man took his first steps into the outside world this week.
The United States Men's Synchronized Swimming Team reports that it is ready to take on the world this summer at the Olympic games in Athens.
U.S. star Swimmer Michael Phelps launched the ultimate revenge on Australian Rival Ian Thorpe this week when he revealed he urinated in Thorpe's lane moments before Phelps' victory in the men's 200-meter individual medley at the World Swimmin...
Best selling author Dan Brown has announced that he is working on a follow-up to his acclaimed novel, The Da Vinci Code. The new Novel, entitled The Schultz Code asserts astonishing claims that Cartoonist Charles Schultz included hidde...
SPRINGFIELD-- Brian Steep, a Bloomington-Normal, Illinois man today announced his bid for the Illinois US Senate seat on the Republican ticket in replacement of former candidate Jack Ryan, who was forced from the race due to a scandal involving ex-wi...
AURORA, ILLINOIS--- In a shocking development late Wednesday afternoon, Al Jazeera television network released footage of a crucified Chicken on U.S. Rt. 34 near Aurora, Illinois.
The Make a Wish Foundation was forced to disband this week after a young leukemia patient insisted that the charity organization cease to exist.
WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...
A day after regaining his license to fight in the state of New Jersey, former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson announced that he has begun taping a reality show titled "Black Eye for the White Guy" for the Bravo network. The sho...
MONTREAL-- Olympic relay runner Bruny Surin was named "Douche Bag of the Year" by the International Douche Bag Awareness Council (IDBAC) on Sunday after allowing the Olympic torch to extinguish.
UP--In an announcement earlier today, American Express revealed that after creative differences with current spokesperson Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian would be replaced in the current Superman advertising campaign. The company then shocked everyone b...
DELUTH, GA--- A middle-aged couple reported to Atlanta police yesterday that they had been defrauded and robbed by a 35-year-old dwarf posing as their 12-year-old foster child, Arnold Jackson.
WASHINGTON-- President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld announced in a press conference today that they had finally obtained proof that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden had ties.
(UP) Mel Gibson announced today that he will be stepping back from the director's chair for the sequel to last spring's biblical box office smash 'The Passion of the Christ.' Gibson has decided to hand the reigns over to horror guru...
(Washington) Former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry, known for his past problems with cocaine use, announced this week his plans to run for office again in the district. Perhaps more surprising was Barry's statement that he had just...
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