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Funny story: Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

In a bold move designed to put the fear of Allah into any self respecting British Jihadist, notably those who have given up looking for worthwhile employment above minimum wage, Home Secretary Theresa 'don't call me Maggie'' May is planning to bring...
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Funny story: 'Yee took tha' song an made it yer aan!'

'Yee took tha' song an made it yer aan!'

Once again it's that time of the year when Britain's answer to 'The Walking Dead' begins series eleven, yes folks it's that clapped-out old chestnut, the 'Crap-Factor' the only show on earth to legally allow day release patients to run amok on live T...
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Funny story: Cop this!

Cop this!

In a last ditch attempt to totally wipe out Police credibility in the UK Scotland Yard is set to hire recruits with criminal convictions in a new drive to put 5,000 extra crooks on the street. Not any old crooks, but a large percentage of ethnic croo...
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Funny story: Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...
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Funny story: Play the skin flute 2016

Play the skin flute 2016

Following on from the fantastic success of British competitors during the 2012 Games and the general euphoria throughout the nation it is hoped we can repeat these achievements in Brazil 2016. To this event (no pun intended) the International Game...
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Funny story: The Devil Pussy invades!

The Devil Pussy invades!

An elderly couple recently told how they were terrorised in their own home for three days by a cat! Royston Munt needed hospital treatment after being attacked by the intruder, which got in through a bedroom window. Retired taxidermist and WW2...
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Funny story: Horizontal Refreshment

Horizontal Refreshment

Sadly, due primarily to a more indolent life style, more and more British men are failing to either sexually satisfy, or get their respective partners pregnant and are generally firing blanks rather than healthy spermatozoon. Such is the seriousne...
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Funny story: My name is...?

My name is...?

Having been informed by her army of Doctors that she should 'ease' up on the numerous annual overseas holidays for fear of her long-term sidekick Phil the Greek either croaking or crapping himself midair, HRH Liz is becoming increasingly bored shitle...
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Funny story: Kate Expectations: The Sequel

Kate Expectations: The Sequel

That well known 'sword-swallower' and Prince Haribo's nocturnal poke, Kate, the Duchess of Crumpet is said to be absolutely delighted with the current global press 'exposure' of her pert, tight anus. As befits the Royal harlot this 'accident' was...
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Funny story: ...I dig it, I really dig it!

...I dig it, I really dig it!

Robbers have dug a 50ft tunnel to plunder £70,000 from a cashpoint machine in what could be their fourth raid, it has been revealed! The thieves, dubbed "the great escape crew", are thought to have spent months using teaspoons they had collected v...
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Funny story: Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

The Chuckle Brothers of Royalty, namely Prince William and his bastard sibling Prince Harry have departed the rain sodden shores of Blighty for a spot of weekend wild life and peasant slaughtering in sunny Espana. Rather than bother with TripAdvis...
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Funny story: "Suits you Sir!"

"Suits you Sir!"

Transvestite artist Graystroke 'Katherine' Perry picked up a Buckingham Palace gong yesterday-and is believed to be the first to do so in drag, although Camilla has been seen picking up Corgi dog 'gongs' with a tissue when roaming the halls at midnig...
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Funny story: "...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

"...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

What has been described by Senior Police Sergeant Reg Basham of Putney Police Station, London as the ultimate 'cock-up', a highly trained and skilled officer from the Metropolitan Police Specialist Crime & Operations directorate has managed to sh...
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Funny story: ..........."laddies and gentlesmen it gives me great pleasure, and why not?"

..........."laddies and gentlesmen it gives me great pleasure, and why not?"

Apparently a number of so-called British comedians including, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican, Alan Carr and Lenny Henry, to name but a few are up in arms with part-time Prime Minister Dave 'wait-for-it' Cameron for beating them at their own game.
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Funny story: The Army Game: 2014

The Army Game: 2014

It's non-lateral thinking time from the lads at the Ministry of Defence it would seem, after recent widespread and punitive cuts to Britain's armed Forces it appears there is now a shortfall, excluding the girl guides and the WVS of course. Thus,...
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Funny story: ..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

Unwanted souvenirs (AKA: Royal crap) celebrating the hatching of the Prince of Darkness Mark 11 (AKA: Prince George) are being flogged orf by Buck House in a huge January sale. Items including Royal 'made in China' China, trinkets, Royal 'mint' f...
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Funny story: ......Carry on Christmas!

......Carry on Christmas!

With the release of ancient photos depicting her Royal Majesty, Queen Liz, prancing around in Pantomime gear circa 1941, younger members of the Royal menagerie have been pressing Liz for a repeat performance. Seemingly, having taken one look at th...
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Funny story: ..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

Having scared most of the subservient and docile British nation nigh shitless with continued high prices, wage freezes, never-ending phoney austerity cuts and the threat of millions of knife wielding Roma Gypsies about to invade what's left of Blight...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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