Labour Party leader and failed experiment, Little Eddie Milipeed, has reputedly offered to 'bury the hatchet with elder sibling, the slathering eye-piercing David 'Renfield' Milipeed.
Seemingly, Dave, who vanished from the political scene after th...
According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs!
This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...
As if competing in some hideous competition for the ultimate accolade of, "Imbeciles Of The Century" the Government, or what passes for one, have announced yet another barnstorming money wasting idea.
Seemingly,Do-nothing-Dave and his follically c...
Having just announced a sales fall ahead of Christmas the UK's fouth largest overpriced Supermarket, Morrisons, have wheeled out the big guns in order to meet the Christmas challenge ahead.
In keeping with British Business in general and it's tota...
In the time honoured traditions of Charles Dickens and Dickensian Britain the Royal Mail is launching a scheme designed to make sending this year's greeting cards more affordable to those on lower incomes, in other words, the entire population!
Eb...
Labour leader 'Crazy Eddie' Miliband has taken another happy pill and vowed to deliver a 'living wage' to millions if he wins the next election in 2015.
Always assuming that there will be anyone still working by May 7th 2015 Crazy Ed predicts the...
Seemingly, 'dithering Dave', 'Do-nothing-Dave' or part time Prime Dickhead as he is known in the trade, one Dave Cameron, is no slouch when it comes to 'blanket diddling'.
It appears that a number of his texts to News International boss Rebekah Br...
The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year.
Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...
It is a well known fact within Buckingham Palace circles that HR Prince Philip, 'Phil the Greek' or 'Bubbler' to his mates, is a lifelong randy bastard who has gone through more females than most of us have had hot dinners!
Since his disastrous we...
In a vain attempt to regain tens of thousands of lost customers and some of it's zero rating credibility after last years so-called, 'price blitz' which saw prices actually skyrocketing, Tesco Supermarkets plan to put 'love' back into the chain.
T...
Being somewhat surplus to requirements now that Wills is back home and able to service Kate himself, Prince Haribo, the ginger minger decided to bugger off to Europe for the Easter.
After perusing the internet the minger found himself a cheap deal i...
Part time Prime Minister Dave Cameroon has told how he and his sexually wanton wife Sam keep their romance alive with weekly date nights.
The part time PM said that depite his busy schedule of globe trotting and escort girl sampling , he and Sam s...
Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign. The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much as...
For want of something constructive to do between tours, reject X-Factor 'judge' and would be singa' Gary 'shortarse' Barlow has been given the job of cobbling together yet another Royal Concert.
In preparation for the upcoming 'Diamond Jubilee Ro...
Peru has called on explorers to stay away from an isolated Amazon basin rainforest tribe after pictures of 'uncontacted' tribal members were published on line.
This news has had a devastating effect on famous explorer and registered semi-halfwit,...
Charity shops had a bumper Christmas, while many other prestigeous high street retailers struggled. Charity shops saw an average 11% boost in sales in the run-up to the festive period as shoppers chose second-hand goods over new ones.
Our intrepid...
To coincide with the upcoming mass hysteria for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Boatshow during June hence, 'Atlas Editions' that well known publishing house responsible for churning out endless crap collectables is 'launching' a new weekly magazine.
Part time Prime Minister Dave Cameroon has told how he and his sexually wanton wife Sam keep their romance alive with weekly date nights.
The part time PM said that despite his busy schedule of globe trotting and escort girl sampling , he and Sam...