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Funny story:  ...I dig it, I really dig it!

...I dig it, I really dig it!

Robbers have dug a 50ft tunnel to plunder £70,000 from a cashpoint machine in what could be their fourth raid, it has been revealed! The thieves, dubbed "the great escape crew", are thought to have spent months using teaspoons they had collected v...
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Funny story:  Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

The Chuckle Brothers of Royalty, namely Prince William and his bastard sibling Prince Harry have departed the rain sodden shores of Blighty for a spot of weekend wild life and peasant slaughtering in sunny Espana. Rather than bother with TripAdvis...
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Funny story:  "Suits you Sir!"

"Suits you Sir!"

Transvestite artist Graystroke 'Katherine' Perry picked up a Buckingham Palace gong yesterday-and is believed to be the first to do so in drag, although Camilla has been seen picking up Corgi dog 'gongs' with a tissue when roaming the halls at midnig...
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Funny story:  "...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

"...You got me partner!" - Ultimate 'cock-up' besets Putney's finest as he shoots himself in leg

What has been described by Senior Police Sergeant Reg Basham of Putney Police Station, London as the ultimate 'cock-up', a highly trained and skilled officer from the Metropolitan Police Specialist Crime & Operations directorate has managed to sh...
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Funny story:  ..........."laddies and gentlesmen it gives me great pleasure, and why not?"

..........."laddies and gentlesmen it gives me great pleasure, and why not?"

Apparently a number of so-called British comedians including, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican, Alan Carr and Lenny Henry, to name but a few are up in arms with part-time Prime Minister Dave 'wait-for-it' Cameron for beating them at their own game.
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Funny story:  The Army Game: 2014

The Army Game: 2014

It's non-lateral thinking time from the lads at the Ministry of Defence it would seem, after recent widespread and punitive cuts to Britain's armed Forces it appears there is now a shortfall, excluding the girl guides and the WVS of course. Thus,...
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Funny story:  ..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

..."A right Royal BOGOF Rodney!"

Unwanted souvenirs (AKA: Royal crap) celebrating the hatching of the Prince of Darkness Mark 11 (AKA: Prince George) are being flogged orf by Buck House in a huge January sale. Items including Royal 'made in China' China, trinkets, Royal 'mint' f...
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Funny story:  ......Carry on Christmas!

......Carry on Christmas!

With the release of ancient photos depicting her Royal Majesty, Queen Liz, prancing around in Pantomime gear circa 1941, younger members of the Royal menagerie have been pressing Liz for a repeat performance. Seemingly, having taken one look at th...
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Funny story:  ..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

..."Raindrops Keep Falling on me head, my son!"

Having scared most of the subservient and docile British nation nigh shitless with continued high prices, wage freezes, never-ending phoney austerity cuts and the threat of millions of knife wielding Roma Gypsies about to invade what's left of Blight...
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Funny story:  ...Workhouse shuffle - Patients to be charged for hospital stay

...Workhouse shuffle - Patients to be charged for hospital stay

Patients should be charged £10 to see their Doctor and a £10 "hotel charge" to stay the night in hospital, a leading stink-tank has said. The fees could be among a raft of levies introduced to raise extra cash to fund the NHS rather than charge, a...
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Funny story:  "Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

"Going, Going...pong!!" - The ConDem coalition government doomed for 2015

With his popularity going down faster than a man with erectile dysfunction part-time Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave and his ever desperate Coalition Government, are destined for the dustbin of history come the next general election on May 7th 2015!...
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Funny story:  ......Bungle in the jungle baby!

......Bungle in the jungle baby!

Hold onto yer boomerangs cobbers, it's nearly that time of the year again when a motley assortment of unemployable mentally challenged pommie Z list no-hoper's descend on the land of Oz. Yes, it's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' time again, the...
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Funny story:  ............It's a steal cobber!

............It's a steal cobber!

With the prospect of tens of thousands more free loading immigrants heading to the UK from both Romania and Bulgaria, part-time PM Do-nothing-Dave has been warned of potential widespread civil unrest from the indigenous Brits unless he can get rid of...
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Funny story:  ..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

In the never-ending wake of the 'Plebgate' debacle and scuzball Andrew Mitchell's perpetual whingeing for an apology another Tory cretin has jumped upon the band wagon. David-so good they almost named him twice-Davis has suggested that Police Offi...
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Funny story:  "It's a hard life, innit!"

"It's a hard life, innit!"

During the past few week's Doctors surgeries have seen an increase in a strange new virus which has spread across the UK and affected the male population aged 18-90 years, Doctors report packed surgeries as more and more males succumb to this hereto...
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Funny story:  ...In the good old summertime!

...In the good old summertime!

After better part of 20 months living in semi-darkness with household lights necessary during supposed daylight hours the UK is suddenly basking in what the weather clowns refer to as a 'heatwave'. For the average Pom the term 'heatwave' refers to...
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Funny story:  Rio 2016 - ...taking the plunge!

Rio 2016 - ...taking the plunge!

Following Team UK's phenomenal success during the recent 2012 Olympics a new event has been added in readiness for the Rio Olympics in 2016. Initially dubbed The Altitude Trounce it has now been officially titled The Elevation Plummet by the Olym...
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Funny story:  "Go easy on the Garlic!"

"Go easy on the Garlic!"

Labour Party leader and failed experiment, Little Eddie Milipeed, has reputedly offered to 'bury the hatchet with elder sibling, the slathering eye-piercing David 'Renfield' Milipeed. Seemingly, Dave, who vanished from the political scene after th...
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