PC DO-GOODERS AT THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY have officially announced the banning of the word "now" as of midnight tonight. They claim the word has lost all of its currency due to cod-dramatic overuse in right-wing tabloids, and as such will egg...
NORTHUMBRIA POLICE HAS COME UNDER heavy criticism from ABTA following their handling of the Raoul Moat fugitive case.
Moat himself, who spent a week on the run from the afternoon of 3rd July to the early morning of 10th July, when he committed su...
IT WAS A SUMMER VERY LIKE THIS, in July 1990, when the 50th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain was commembrated on Higgins Point in Sussex with the unveiling of "The Few", a statue on the cliffhead featuring a twenty-foot Spitfire attached to a gra...
27,000 THOUSAND MEN from all over the North of England, most of them taxi drivers or ex-servicemen, gathered in Leeds Town Square yesterday for the first in a series of open auditions for the new series of "Popgun Idol".
The queues fo...
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