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Fern Britton in drain accident horror

Funny story: Fern Britton in drain accident horror

Reports are emerging that weight loss daytime TV queen, Fern Britton has today suffered an unfortunate accident. It is believed that the accident happened when the gastric banded beauty was on her way to the channel 5 studios to finalsie arrangeme...

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Secret of Obamas British parentage revealed

Funny story: Secret of Obamas British parentage revealed

Left wing labour leader hopeful Diane Abbot was given a boost for the top job today when it was revealed that the baby she gave up for adoption as a teenager is none other than US president Barack Obama. "Diane has been trying to trace her son for...

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Camerons "Big Society" government of volunteers revealed

Funny story: Camerons "Big Society" government of volunteers revealed

"Big Society" plans announced today by the Prime Minister, David Cameron, will see WRVS ladies and other voluntary workers taking over in central government. The army of hosital shop tea ladies will be taking up prime positions in central governm...

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Boris Johnson in master race bid

Funny story: Boris Johnson in master race bid

It has been revealed that Mad Tory Mayor, Boris Johnson may be responsible for impregnating hundreds of women across the city of London in a bid to create a master race. Johnson, a product of German experimentation to produce a blonde haired, blue...

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Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Funny story: Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Police sources today revealed that they are planning a major operation in Scotland in the search for victims of serial killer Peter Tobin. Tobin is thought to have started his killing career in the Scottish city of Glasgow in the 1960's as the i...

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Nurses and Teachers to bail out bankers.

Funny story: Nurses and Teachers to bail out bankers.

Public sector workers are furious with new terms and conditions of employment which will see them leading the changes needed to cut the public defecit,and bail out fat cat bankers. Teachers and nurses have been advised that they are no longer able...

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God - a scientist way ahead of his time

Funny story: God - a scientist way ahead of his time

Scientists testing theories of the bible have suggested that god was a scientist way ahead of his time. "With the advances in DNA and cloning techniques, we are very close to making a human female from the rib of a man" a leading scientist comment...

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Moat - doorman career continues

Funny story: Moat - doorman career continues

Ghostly sources have revealed that the new St Peter of the dark side is none other than the former Newcastle night club bouncer and police fugitive Raoul Moat. "Lucifer is delighted to have such an experienced doorman manning the gates of hell", r...

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Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Funny story: Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Geordie lass turned good, Cheryl Cole has been revealed as a former partner of madman Raoul Moat. Information from an exclusive source has confirmed that reports of her recent "illness" due to "malaria" was a rouse to protect her from the madmans mu...

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Mandelson admits "threes a crowd" in number 10

Funny story: Mandelson admits "threes a crowd" in number 10

In extracts from his new book, former labour spin doctors, Peter Mandelson, points to a bizarre "love triangle" between himself and the former prime minister Tony Blair and chancellor Gordon Brown. It has been alleged that difficulties in the rela...

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Theme park plan for Rothbury

Funny story: Theme park plan for Rothbury

Local business in the village of Rothbury have been booming in the wake of its noteriety as the hiding place of Britains most wanted man, Raoul Moat. In the first few hours following the seige and stand off, it was noted that special souvenier mugs,...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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