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Cameron defends Raoul Moat's Facebook fan club

Funny story: Cameron defends Raoul Moat's Facebook fan club

Gay prime minister David Cameron has defended facebooks fan page of cuddly geordie Raoul Moat saying "He has more bloody friends than me but he looks so cute" Speaking in the house of commons the PM has denied reports that a deal has been done with t...

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Nelson Mandela to play Morgan Freeman in new film

Funny story: Nelson Mandela to play Morgan Freeman in new film

Long time prisoner Morgan Freeman has said he is delighted that penpal Nelson Mandela will play him in a new Spielberg blockbuster Hollywood film. Speaking from his maximum security prison cell Freeman said "I'm delighted" Morgan Freeman best kno...

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Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Funny story: Vodacomms ask Moat to pay his monthly contract or he's in trouble

Telecom giant Vodacomm has asked Raoul Moat to pay for his monthly contract or they will cut him off. A spokesperson for Vodacomm said "press 1 for payg, press 2 for monthly contract or press 3 to speak to someone in India." Newcastle steroid usin...

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Stephen Hawking banned from robot wars

Funny story: Stephen Hawking banned from robot wars

British brainbox Stephen Hawking has told Sky news that he has been banned from taking part in Robot wars. Speaking from his computer Mr Hawking said "I could beat anyone in that arena and i think thats why the BBC have banned me" A BBC spokesman...

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Police to make reward for the arrest of Raoul Moat 20k by tomorrow

After Psychic octopus predicted that Newcastle hard as nails man Raoul Moat would not be caught until sometime next year, the Northumberland police have increased the reward money to £20,000 ($17.76). Speaking at a live news conference at 3am this...

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Raoul Moat has issued a new threat

Funny story: Raoul Moat has issued a new threat

Newcastle nut Raoul Moat has issued a new warning that he intends to shoot any Fish + chip shop owner, after ordering large chips and battered sausage, only to find out he was given a small chips and no sausage. CCTV pictures show Raoul barged p...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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