Disturbing news today from the Tour De france implicates Stage 5 winner Mark Cavendish. After winning the stage in a superb sprint finish, he was unable to provide a sample to the World Anti Doping Agency for testing.
Closer inspection revealed th...
New CCTV footage of Raoul Moat suggests he has purchased a Predator costume from a fancy-dress shop.
Shop assistant Carrie Mutt said that she thought she recognized the shopper, but as he was not carrying a loaded shotgun, nor foaming at the mout...
Friends close to Rothbury fugitive claim he has been misunderstood.
Dan 'Horse Apple' Wilson, who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters that Raoul had "always had a burning hatred of the Police... ever since their number one 1974 hit Message...
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