Taking a leaf out of Barry O'Bama's book - Arnie (I'll be back) Terminator will be running for the top job at the next election. Citing Barry's ''what birth certificate? you can't see my 'genuine' birth certificate'', Arnie has 'lost' his and now...
Media butterfly Osama Bin Laden (the erstwhile Al Qaeda King) has apparently contacted Ant and Dec with a view to bringing the down under experience to an as yet to be disclosed location 'in the vicinity of Afghanistan/Pakistan/Iran - ooh did I really say that?'.... Max Clifford is on hand to sort publicity and Simon Cowell is busy sorting a record deal (just in case he has the X-Factor). The c...
Having side stepped the 'birth certificate' legitimacy question in the good old U S of A, Brit bashing President Obama will now run as British PM for the 'Land of the Free' party against David Cameron et al in 2015. Policies include rewriting of h...
At long last it's been settled. The same creepy face and stare, their own language....yes, Down's Syndrome people ARE Aliens who've tried (unsuccessfully) to adapt human hosts to their ambition for world domination. Never mind the Lizards of V or the Big Glowy eyed robot Gort - this is REAL boys and girls and world governments not only know about it, but have long negotiated their 'integration...
George Bush Jnr has been asked to stand at the next Presidential election (- and to heck with the constitution!) after Americans called for a vote of no confidence in the boy from Africa or Hawaii or wherever he comes from. Obama's failed promise...
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