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Stingy Blair Blasted for Donating Millions

Funny story: Stingy Blair Blasted for Donating Millions

FORMER Prime Minister Tony Blair has been lambasted for donating all the proceeds from his memoirs to a veterans charity. Although British workers have been donating up to a half of everything they earn to a similar charity for their entire workin...

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Osborne Cuts Five letters From Alphabet

Funny story: Osborne Cuts Five letters From Alphabet

CHANCELLOR George Osborne has stunned the English-speaking world by announcing plans to cut the alphabet. Speaking on Radio 4's Yesterday programme today, Osborne said that smarty-pant swots should not be allowed to protect the alphabet from swing...

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Cat Stevens: "We're Lifting Pork Ban"

Funny story: Cat Stevens: "We're Lifting Pork Ban"

BILLIONS of the world's religious believers choked on their cornflakes this morning following bombshell revelations that Islam may lift a centuries-old ban on pork. The radical reform was announced by Islam's voice on Earth Cat Stevens and sparked...

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PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

Funny story: PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

DAVID Cameron's trade trip to India was in crisis this morning following lurid reports of a drink-fuelled ministerial busking session down a back alley in Bangalore. The Prime Minister is leading the biggest British trade delegation to India since...

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Small Canine Takes Lead at BP

Funny story: Small Canine Takes Lead at BP

EMBATTLED oil giant BP has replaced its Chief Executive with a small yappy dog called George. George will assume immediate and overall control of the day to day running of BP and will take a 'paws on' approach to the handling of the Gulf of Mexico...

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Prince Andrew "thumbing it" to The Open

Funny story: Prince Andrew "thumbing it" to The Open

GOLF fanatic Prince Andrew has finally ditched the royal chopper and is understood to be hitch-hiking to The Open. Airmiles Andy has been attacked in the past for taking helicopters on golf jollies and putting the bill on expenses. Now, however...

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Mandelson: "Brown ate actual Kitten"

Funny story: Mandelson: "Brown ate actual Kitten"

WEIRD Labour Guru Peter "Mandy" Mandelson, has sensationally revealed that former Prime Minister Gordon Brown ate an actual kitten whilst high on rage drug cannabis. The lurid claim is published in Mandelson's new memoir, The Third Man, serialised...

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Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

LEGENDARY French fashion house Eaves San Loren has launched its new Autumn collection inspired by Geordie dancer Cheryl Cole's brush with deadly Malaria. Cole, twenty-something, collapsed in a TV studio yesterday following a trip to somewhere dodg...

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Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"

Funny story: Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"

DOWNING Street has tried to calm controversy over the Papal visit to Britain by promising that the expected £12million bill won't escape swingeing budgetary cuts. It is thought that Pope Benedict, "Panzer Pope" to his mates, will now arrive by low...

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Government to Leave 600,000 Jobs on Train

Funny story: Government to Leave 600,000 Jobs on Train

THE newly-established Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) says the British public sector is likely to lose around 600,000 jobs by 2014. It is understood that Government ministers will probably leave most of the jobs on trains and in the backs o...

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Apple Launches Invisible iPhone

Funny story: Apple Launches Invisible iPhone

MASTER of the Universe, Steve Jobs, last night launched a new invisible version of his firm's best-selling iPhone. The new offering from Apple bristles with features that only really cool, brainy people are able to use and which has been made so s...

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