The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope.
However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope.
His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hus...
Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve.
Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States.
However th...
Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it.
He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency.
On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...
The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam.
One legislator who's name is being kept secret commented "bombs were being built inside a Mosque, and they were threatening...
A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong.
She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed th...
Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America.
His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages.
The moat will contain water that will orig...
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...
Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA.
Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...
Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery.
He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...
How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.
When Osama Bin Laden is in his cave in an attempt to have a good time, he wears a dress as well as lipstick in an effort to dress himself up like a woman.
Osama Bin Laden lets only the highest ranking officers in his terror group see him this way,...
Saddam Hussein the former Dictator of Iraq who died and went to hell, is revealed to have not really been a Muslim as he pretended to be, but he in fact prayed to toilets.
Saddam Hussein believed that praying to toilets would help him become a gre...
Yes it is true that Obama was not born in USA and yes it is true that his Dad was Kenyan, but Obama was born neither in USA or Kenya, Obama was in fact born in Nigeria, the country famous for scamming white people.
Why was Obama born there? Obama'...
You heard of individuals like Congressman Tom Tancredo suggesting a nuking of Islam's holiest city Mecca, but a mad scientist has unleashed his killer robots on the city of Mecca.
The mad scientist gave no explanation as to why he did this, it is...
An Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds like Elvis Presley, has decided to rap the Elvis songs, performing them in the style of rap music.
When asked why he wishes to do this, he replied that it was so he could get the younger kids to go for li...
Michael Moore the controversial filmmaker has announced that he is going to run for President in 2012 under the Socialist Workers Party banner.
Michael Moore said he wishes to have 80% of income be taxed, and he wishes to eliminate the Armed Force...
Kimberly Jong Illness, the highly feared unquestioned dress wearing Dictator of North Korea is at it again, he was watching a U.S. court program on TV, and said he hates the idea that a person can plead not guilty and go to trial for the crimes they...
Yes that is correct the Dictator of Zimbabwe and the illegal President of the United States are cousins, could this explain why both have sought to fatten themselves up while destroying their own countries and the innocent citizens who will starve to...