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Funny story: Obama arrested in Russia

Obama arrested in Russia

Obama decided to make a trip to Russia, in an attempt to beg President Putin to ease off on The Ukraine. When Obama landed in Moscow, he was greeted by agents of the Federal Security Service, who proceeded to slap handcuffs on Obama and inform him...
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Funny story: The White House toilets have stank since 2009

The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...
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Funny story: Prince George is a cat

Prince George is a cat

It is revealed that Prince George the newborn of Prince William and Duchess Kate happens to be an adorable kitty cat. Cat lovers of Britain rejoice at the fact that someday a kitty cat will sit on the British throne. One cat lover was quoted as...
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Funny story: Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope

Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope

The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope. However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope. His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hus...
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Funny story: Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox

Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve. Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States. However th...
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Funny story: Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election

Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...
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Funny story: Arizona becomes 1st state to ban Islam

Arizona becomes 1st state to ban Islam

The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam. One legislator who's name is being kept secret commented "bombs were being built inside a Mosque, and they were threatening...
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Funny story: Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong. She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed th...
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Funny story: Obama plans to build a moat around The White House

Obama plans to build a moat around The White House

Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America. His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages. The moat will contain water that will orig...
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Funny story: Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals

Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals

The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony plans to leave USA

Casey Anthony plans to leave USA

Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA. Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...
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Funny story: Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...
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Funny story: Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden wears a dress

Osama Bin Laden wears a dress

When Osama Bin Laden is in his cave in an attempt to have a good time, he wears a dress as well as lipstick in an effort to dress himself up like a woman. Osama Bin Laden lets only the highest ranking officers in his terror group see him this way,...
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Funny story: Revealed: The late Saddam Hussein prayed to toilets

Revealed: The late Saddam Hussein prayed to toilets

Saddam Hussein the former Dictator of Iraq who died and went to hell, is revealed to have not really been a Muslim as he pretended to be, but he in fact prayed to toilets. Saddam Hussein believed that praying to toilets would help him become a gre...
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Funny story: Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

Yes it is true that Obama was not born in USA and yes it is true that his Dad was Kenyan, but Obama was born neither in USA or Kenya, Obama was in fact born in Nigeria, the country famous for scamming white people. Why was Obama born there? Obama'...
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Funny story: Killer Robots invade Mecca

Killer Robots invade Mecca

You heard of individuals like Congressman Tom Tancredo suggesting a nuking of Islam's holiest city Mecca, but a mad scientist has unleashed his killer robots on the city of Mecca. The mad scientist gave no explanation as to why he did this, it is...
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Funny story: Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

An Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds like Elvis Presley, has decided to rap the Elvis songs, performing them in the style of rap music. When asked why he wishes to do this, he replied that it was so he could get the younger kids to go for li...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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