Lord Peter Mandelson has anounced a split from his Brazilian male lover "Reynaldo" because he thinks he may have made a mistake for twenty years and could be a heterosexual.
After spending a night with the ex TV comedian Michael Barrimore they di...
More evidence comes in every day that Obama is not an American or an African. Thanks to more friends uncovering concealed evidence that has been hidden for thirty years Big "O" has now been "sussed". While he's been both pretending to be an educated...
American spies working in Europe have uncovered secret plans to attack America.
Britain, angered by Obamas retoric against, BP will lead the first wave by bombing the statue of Liberty followed by Kraft/Cadbury's Chocolate manufacturers factory an...
Research done by the Manufacturers of the household disinfectant De-tox the very famous Lever Brothers, has discovered that there are a hundred times more bacteria on your kitchen worktop than there are on a toilet seat!
The advice by the company...
An expert in ancestry at the university of London has spent the last year researching president Obama forebears. He has found documents relating to the Obama forbears that go back before the Roman era.
There is strong evidence that his great gran...
Last night the last jail in Britain was closed. Now all the prisons are being either pulled down or converted to recreation centres for ex-criminals. A dramatic drop in crime to zero has occurred under the new premiership of PM Cameron.
His new in...
Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup.
As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the...
It has been noted that Kylie Minogue has spend a lot of time in Pattaya Thailand in recent years and seems to have family there.
She has been spotted several times at the famous "Lady boy cabaret" and dined with the stars after the shows. Several...
Muslims around the world are getting pissed off that they are blamed for all the trouble in the world so they plan to leave Earth for the Moon. They have already paid Nasser (the ex president of Egypt) to provide an Islamic inter galactic craft to sh...
For thousands of years it has plagued alchemists -how to make gold from base materials. The fabled "Philosophers Stone" the very ingredient needed to transform shit into gold has eluded man - until now!
A new discovery by a modern day alchemist ha...
Recent sightings of Nessie the Loch Ness monster and photos taken by American tourists have sprung up a strange coincidence.
One American tourist after a traditional Scottish lunch of Haggis and Scotch whiskey decided to take a walk along the Loc...
In recent weeks it has been noticed that the famous Black hole in the centre of Calcutta has gained in power and is spinning out of control. The Black hole was a remaining remnant from when the Earth was formed and has from time to time had bad effec...
A scientific study has been conducted into the effects of eating Yorkshire pudding. It has been observed that if a Yorkshire (or Northern man) eats Yorkshire pudding on a regular diet he becomes more feminine and womanly.
In tests conducted in pub...
The popularity of the latest ipad is overwhelming. Sold in the stores across America for as much as 700 dollars it has come to light that an ipad can be had for under a dollar.
Many people have been queuing for five nights to get their hands on...
New evidence has emerged about the brilliant mathematician and scientist Albert Einstein. It seems the father of the theory of relativity and e=mcsquared as well as time dilation and curved space time was so absorbed in his work that he forgot to wip...
Scientists working on the sexual chemistry of the male human have made some surprising discoveries. They have found that a man who starts to feel sexually attractive to a female either his wife or girlfriend or even a slapper in a bar produces a hor...
Last night frail 97 year old Mary Hinge was behind bars for letting a boy under the age of fourteen walk out of her pet shop with a live flea.
She stated that she never asked the boy his age as she didn't see his face because he was wearing a "ho...
Scientists studying rocks from 30 million years ago have come up with proof that Darwin's theory is bollocks.
The rocks were discovered 50,000 feet below the Atlantic ocean and are proof that the fabled island of Atlantis really existed. The rocks...