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Funny story: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

(or How do you think Santa Claus put on those extra pounds?)...
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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

10. The NYS Assembly passed the bill 139-5 yesterday to get rid of junk food and soda from school vending machines. The 5 dissenters had wrappers in their desk.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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