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Funny story:  Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...
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Funny story:  'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday. According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...
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Funny story:  Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...
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Funny story:  Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...
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Funny story:  Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite. According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into clim...
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Funny story:  The truth is out there - or rather it isn't!

The truth is out there - or rather it isn't!

UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all. Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98...
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Funny story:  Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...
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Funny story:  More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...
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Funny story:  Latest NASA blockbuster a flop!

Latest NASA blockbuster a flop!

Box office records for the latest NASA blockbuster based on an unmanned landing on planet Mars have proved disappointing. Filmed at the massive open air studio known as 'Area 51', the latest would be blockbuster was shot in the barren desert there...
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Funny story:  Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...
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Funny story:  50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

The author of mucky book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, EL James is said to be unhappy with the label of 'mummy porn' for her series of dirty books. The books are sweeping the nation as 'ladies' take a break from cooking and cleaning to read this abo...
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Funny story:  Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour. Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...
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Funny story:  100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
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Funny story:  Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

Shock of shocks! Cern 'discover' Higgs boson just as predicted!

The Higgs boson, the particle that has cost untold billions of dollars to detect, has potentially been discovered, just as the Cern scientists said it would be earlier in the year. The Hadron collider is due to be shut down at the end of the year...
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Funny story:  Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
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Funny story:  Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...
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Funny story:  Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...
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Funny story:  Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

'Scientists' from CERN have decided that they will have found proof of the so called 'God' particle by the end of the year. Just before the money pit closes for refurbishment. The Higgs boson, which has absolutely nothing to do with religion, was...
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