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Concern that UK MPs expense fiddling has not gone away

Funny story: Concern that UK MPs expense fiddling has not gone away

MP David Crausby, 66, claims £1,823-a-month rent to live in London. He has demanded £33,000 in two years. Bolton's MP earns £65,738, and paid £51,620 off his mortgage through the old MPs expenses system. His Westminster flat cost him £285,000 i...

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New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Funny story: New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...

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Paying tradesmen cash in hand morally wrong, says Minister!

Funny story: Paying tradesmen cash in hand morally wrong, says Minister!

Treasury minister David Gauke has said it is "Morally Wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax. He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pa...

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Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls for the Spoof Chess Championship!

Funny story: Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls for the Spoof Chess Championship!

Following the rather embarrassing, humiliating, and farcial non-event of the Boxing Championship last week, held on board a Barbary Coast pirate boat in the Mediterranean, and licensed by the Lithuanian Boxing Federation Board, between Bidney Sollock...

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Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls battle for Commonwealth Spoofing Championship

Funny story: Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls battle for Commonwealth Spoofing Championship

While the Amir Khan vs Danny Garcia, and David Haye vs Dereck Chisora fights were capturing the attention of the pugalist's world, an unnoticed World Championship match was under-way in the Mediterranean. Bidney Sollocks (56 but looks younger) fro...

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High-street Bank refuses first-aid to woman collapsed outside branch

Funny story: High-street Bank refuses first-aid to woman collapsed outside branch

Passers-by were stunned to be told the bank's first-aider could not help because they are not allowed to give first aid outside the branch. A woman who collapsed outside a bank was refused help by staff. Passers-by pleaded for a trained first-a...

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Cameron Accused Of Offering 'Jam Tomorrow' Over Europe

Funny story: Cameron Accused Of Offering 'Jam Tomorrow' Over Europe

David Cameron is facing renewed backbench disquiet over the European Union after he tried and failed to satisfy Conservative demands for a referendum. Conservative MPs warned that the prime minister had not gone far enough by declaring that he wou...

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Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Funny story: Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League. Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place. The...

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Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Funny story: Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65), a former Street Gas Lamp Wick-trimmer, lighter, and extinguisher from Nottingham, is the first person to be officially graded/classified as a 'Binge Spoofer' by the NHS. We visited Mr Utterswaithe's GP, a very pretty...

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Hostage Drama at Nottingham Junior School

Funny story: Hostage Drama at Nottingham Junior School

Police responded with dogs, helicopter, and ARV (Armed Response Vehicle) to a call for help, from the Some Saints Junior School this morning at 0928hrs. They sealed off all roads surrounding the school, apart from the one to the bookies. A stat...

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Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

Funny story: Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

So much for the hosepipe ban: The sprinklers that keep the grass lush outside Parliament are still pumping out water! * But the rest of us, the proletariat, the voters, the riff-raff and Spoofers, will face £1,000 fines for washing the patio? *...

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Nottingham Pensioner inspired by Henglebert Eumperdink's comeback!

Funny story: Nottingham Pensioner inspired by Henglebert Eumperdink's comeback!

Henglebert Eumperdink's return to sing in the Euro-vision Song Contest for England, has inspired a Nottingham pensioner, to form a musical group from within the Nottingham City Hospital Rehabilitation Group members. Manager and lead singer of the...

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Nottingham Spoofer suffers 'Spoof Withdrawal Syndrome' - rushed to hospital!

Funny story: Nottingham Spoofer suffers 'Spoof Withdrawal Syndrome' - rushed to hospital!

The Internet Health & Safety Monitoring & Investigation Unit, are looking into claims of relatives of an elderly Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers, of Nottingham, that he suffered a setback in his cardiac recovery programme, caused by the site being...

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Nottingham Health & Safety Executive Close Down Stalls at Charity Fair

Funny story: Nottingham Health & Safety Executive Close Down Stalls at Charity Fair

Nottingham Health & Safety Executive have closed stalls down at a local Charity Fair, that was being held over the weekend, in support of the Lithuanian & Bulgarian Immigrants Benefit Claiming Association Inc. The Council's Chief Executive...

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Council paying private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiry!

Funny story: Council paying private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiry!

Southwark Council is paying a private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiries. The company, 'Vangent', handles about a million calls a year from residents in the London borough of Southwark. The firm charges the council 71p just to pick...

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Wayne Rooney Injured in Doctors surgery incident!

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Injured in Doctors surgery incident!

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England footballer, has picked up an injury at his Doctors Private Surgery, and will miss the next two matches for his team. Dr E. Coli's nurse, Gaye Hooker explained to our reporter what took place in the D...

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Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

Funny story: Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

A public disturbance took place yesterday on Mansfield Road, outside the Victoria Centre Shopping main entrance in Nottingham City centre. Police were called to a fracas on a number 58 bus, as the driver tried to eject a male pensioner, who it see...

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Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

Funny story: Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

There was panic in Nottingham city centre this morning, when it was mistakenly published in the 'Free paper', that the Jobcentre Plus on Parliament Street had got 333 new jobs just come in, in error for 3 new jobs. As soon as the crowd rushed the...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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