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Funny story: The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

Scots comedian Billy Connolly headbutted Liam Neeson at a glitzy Hollywood party last night. The party was being held to promote the new A-Team movie. One party-goer heard Mr Connolly remark to the Irishman "Can ye no leave any parts fer the rest...
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Funny story: Cameron plays down Obama snub

Cameron plays down Obama snub

Prime Minister David Cameron has been snubbed on his first visit in that capacity to the USA. Some woman answered the back door of the White House. She looked Cameron up and down then up again and said, "Whom the fuck are you dude?" Cameron antici...
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Funny story: Ethnic swapping the answer to BPs woes?

Ethnic swapping the answer to BPs woes?

A phone-in caller may have provided BP with the answer to its increasingly dire problems concerning the Gulf Spill or 'The Spulf' as it is fast becoming known among US citizens with a penchant for single syllable labels. The caller, known only as...
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Funny story: Me not culpa says Rooney

Me not culpa says Rooney

Leon Panetta, head of the CIA has rebuked the England footie fans' who have suggested that his agents sabotaged Wayne Rooney during the Germany vs England African World Cup clash. 'Yet another conspiracy theory', he said. This is one theory that i...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Unlikely heart throb Adrian Chiles, former presenter of BBC's 'The One show' and World Cup pundit is apparently a sex machine in the sack. Ex girlfriend Yaska Moslavic has told me that the blond middle-aged presenter has the stamina of a leatherneck...
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Funny story: Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.
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Funny story: PM in projectile storm

PM in projectile storm

Prime Minister David Cameron projectile vomited on a group of ladies yesterday while doing an unscheduled walkabout around the houses of parliament. Keen to promote the new budget, Mr.Cameron exited his bicycle under the shadow of Big Ben and approac...
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Funny story: Prince Harry wants to pick England team

Prince Harry wants to pick England team

Prince Harry caused controversy today when he suggested that there are insufficient numbers of red haired players in the England football team. "Flame hair comes from passion within ginger men and ginger people are special anyway, so my mum told...
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Funny story: Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

The estate of wartime British Prime Minister Winston Churchill is preparing to sue multiple parties including the creators of The Simpsons for what they are saying is breach of copyright. According to the Churchill Society newsletter, Mr Peregrin...
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Funny story: Iran President - 'I am not worn at evening meals!'

Iran President - 'I am not worn at evening meals!'

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has told Western news reporters that he is the target of a vicious hate mail campaign by foreign intelligence agencies intent on making him cry or worse. The Iranian premier told this reporter "As you know ou...
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Funny story: National Crisis - England Fever

National Crisis - England Fever

17.5 people died when BBC ran a mock bulleting during build up to the World Cup 2010 England vs Slovenia match on Wednesday June 23. The fake news flash was meant to help stoke World Cup fever but it appears to have backfired dramatically. Three p...
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Funny story: Gary goes ga-ga for CB'er

Gary goes ga-ga for CB'er

TV football pundit and former England international Gary Lineker been embroiled in allegations of having an affair with someone he has never seen. The lusty behaviour occurred last year while wife Danielle was having cosmetic surgery in Hungary.
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Funny story: Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners anger at 'turdy bird'

Dog owners are reported to be up in arms at news that UK scientists have genetically modified common pigeons (also known as 'rock' pigeons)to eat dog excrement. The pigeon whose scientific name will be (Columba Excrementus) is a wholly new species. T...
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