Management at one of the best tennis clubs in the world, Aspria, has proved itself unable to enforce club rules about tennis court occupation, so they are now moving to electronic tagging.
Management chose tagging, a form of surveillance consist...
"There are more enjoyable ways of becoming deaf." This was the joke circulating yesterday in Brussels after an EU Commission spokesman had explained the current reasoning behind the planned ban of vuvuzelas in the EU at the daily meeting with the pre...
A secret FIFA document nicknamed FAT (for "Fight Against Terriers") was unveiled yesterday at the Resist Alienation by Football (RAF) Headquarters in Geneva.
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RAF spokesman, Gator Skwaerhed, explained how FIFA...
FIFA President Joseph S. Blatter explained yesterday during the daily World Cup Press Conference how a new type of ink will make it possible to detect goals scored with the help of hands.
Says Blatter: "The idea is to keep God out of the World Cup...
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