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Funny story: Rick Lazio Disappears

Rick Lazio Disappears

The tide appears to be turning in the NY GOP Governor primary. Rick Lazio is dropping off the media radar screen, and Carl Paladino is gaining in the polls. "Lazio's just not sexy," said columnist Fred Dicker, "Paladino is more entertaining, with...
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Funny story: Carl Paladino Hires Jennifer Nelson

Carl Paladino Hires Jennifer Nelson

The Carl Paladino campaign team has added another political insider, Jennifer Nelson. Ms. Nelson recently left the office of Congressman Mike McMahon (D-Staten Island) amid a scandal involving anti-Semitism. In the incident at McMahon's office, Ne...
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Funny story: Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

The Carl Paladino campaign announced a new contest today for supporters to help choose a nickname for the Governor candidate, hoping it will help him compete with Little Ricky (Rick Lazio) and the Cuomo-nator (Andrew Cuomo). Early results in the c...
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Funny story: Muslim Contributors to Lazio and Cuomo Challenged

Muslim Contributors to Lazio and Cuomo Challenged

Carl Paladino accused Rick Lazio and Andrew Cuomo of taking campaign contributions from "Islamofascists" today. He produced a list of "terrorist sympathizers" who have given money to the two candidates. At the top of Paladino's list (alphabetical...
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Funny story: Paladino Evicts Muslim

Paladino Evicts Muslim

Saif Shah Mohammed got a surprise today - an eviction notice from Republican Governor candidate Carl Paladino. Mr. Mohammed works near the World Trade Center with the law firm Clearly Gottlieb. Paladino campaign spokesman Michael Caputo explained...
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Funny story: Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show

Gail Posner Will Addendum Found - Reality Show

The Gail Posner case has crashed into reality - Reality TV that is. Her estate's lawyer discovered that the millionaire heiress had added an unusual clause to her will, providing that her dogs would be taken care of by the winner of a reality TV show...
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Funny story: Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis, the actress from Sex and the City, today endorsed her namesake Kristin Davis (aka The Manhattan Madam) in the NY race for Governor. Madam Davis is running an outsider campaign promising to legalize marijuana and prostitution. Th...
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Funny story: Andrew Cuomo Noodled By Lazio and Paladino

Andrew Cuomo Noodled By Lazio and Paladino

Republican candidates Rick Lazio and Carl Paladino issued dueling press releases attacking Democrat Andrew Cuomo over the Lasagna-Gate scandal. The NY Governor race is getting spicy. Cuomo was caught the other day in a dispute between his mother a...
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Funny story: Obama Stops Oil Spill

Obama Stops Oil Spill

Barack Obama stopped the oil spill this morning. The President donned scuba gear, swam down to the ocean floor, and closed off the leak using duct tape and chewing gum. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs explained that the President had been...
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Funny story: Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Carl Paladino endorsed by Schumer

Carl Paladino picked up a key endorsement today from Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. Paladino, a Tea Party Republican, is running for Governor in New York. Speaking at the Ellicott Center in Buffalo, Schumer spoke warmly of the candidate: "Carl...
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Funny story: Rick Lazio Surges In New Poll

Rick Lazio Surges In New Poll

NY Governor candidate Rick Lazio is leading Andrew Cuomo in the latest poll. In a contest between the two, Lazio was favored by 48 percent. Cuomo was close behind at 45 percent. The poll, conducted jointly by the Stern Business School at NYU and T...
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Funny story: Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino, a candidate for NY Governor, denied today that he'd had sex with a horse. Paladino was responding to allegations from website WNYMedia, which had previously criticized him for e-mailing a pornographic video of a woman having equine sex...
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Funny story: New York Governor Race: Breakdown

New York Governor Race: Breakdown

Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses. Due to intense public interest in the...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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