(Charleston, Ill.) -- Mayor Kevin Niece recently announced that the local Wal-Mart Supercenter will be converted into a prison.
(Mazon, Ill.) -- The people of Mazon, located in downstate Illinois, failed to realize the irony of a VHS copy of "Twister" stuck in a tree after Sunday's tornados.
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