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Funny story: Donald Duck for President

Donald Duck for President

Presidential hopeful Donald Duck - known to his friends as Goofy - has been taking the mickey out of front runner Minnie Cliton. Teasingly Donald refers to his rival as Clit and claims Minnie has never understood America's favourite poet from the...
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Funny story: Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

President Putin of Russia has vehemently denied that he knew anything about Jimmy Saville's activities in the Kremlin when he was hosting 'Top of the Pops'. Our man in Moscow, Jonathon Weasel, tells us that the authorities maintain that lower rank...
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Funny story: Sex Ordinary School in Trouble

Sex Ordinary School in Trouble

A pupil at Granchester Comprehensive has caused trouble for the school with a spelling mistake. He sent an tweet to a friend that he was going to a 'sex ordinary school' when he meant secondary school. This slip resulted in the media descending...
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Funny story: Bing Crosby Gets A Bong

Bing Crosby Gets A Bong

The legendary vocalist Bing Crosby, who recently helped David Cameron back into No 10, has been given a bong - he is now Sir Bong Cosby and is currently out on bail in the US after allegations against him of sexual misbehaviour. The old groaner ha...
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Funny story: Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

British Prime Minister has flown the flag in Europe by telling European countries that they are all inferior to Britain. 'We don't really like you' he told the European negotiators over Britain's relationship to the European Union. 'However' Camer...
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Funny story: Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

Ghost of Big Sam Haunts West Ham

A desperate Slaven Bilic, West Ham's brilliant Manager who has placed the Hammers near the top of the Premier League, has recently found the ghost of Big Sam Allardyce haunting his team. Bilic is certain that Sam, now ploughing hard at his new clu...
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Funny story: Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...
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Funny story: Hang Sang Corbyn Defeats the Generals

Hang Sang Corbyn Defeats the Generals

The Generals of Myanmar (formerly called Burma when the Generals were in power) have suffered a humiliating defeat by the supporters of 66 year old Hang Sang Corbyn. British Prime Minister David Cameron welcomed the news saying 'It is evident that...
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Funny story: Sharma Shake Up

Sharma Shake Up

Our roving reporter, Joe Wiss, has been quickly deployed from Lesbos to Sharma-el-Sheik - he gets all the best locations. He reports that he thought that after the refugee crisis on Lesbos, with hundreds of distraught people of all ages, clamberin...
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Funny story: No Sex - We're British!

No Sex - We're British!

As the sex allegations against Top People begin to tumble into the gutter our intrepid hack Josh Wanker has been interviewed by the Police at the centre of the Investigations. After the interview Wanker told me 'There's nothing in it. They stopped...
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Funny story: J.C. The Demon Madman

J.C. The Demon Madman

Britain has been seized by a Mad Demon who is about to end all civilised behaviour in the country. With the cover of a name culled from the Bible J.C. has struck terror into the heart of this great democratic nation. We have to beware. Out secu...
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Funny story: Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Shocking We can reveal today the shocking truth about Labour contender Jeremy Corbyn. We can disclose the nature of those he calls his friends. We know the sort of food he eats - this will be difficult to digest! Corbyn once addressed a rall...
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Funny story: Top Benefit Scroungers Revealed

Top Benefit Scroungers Revealed

Channel 404 have produced a series of programmes on Benefit scroungers and they are among the richest and most powerful people in the country who are getting benefits for DOING NOTHING. Ace reporter for Channel 404, Jonathan Wilkes, described the...
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Funny story: Another Establishment Figure Involved in Sex Scandal

Another Establishment Figure Involved in Sex Scandal

Word has just reached pioneering Spoof investigative journalist Joe Who that another Establishment figure is to be named as a probable sex pervert. Those in the know are scouring through the names of probable figures who could be named. An exhaust...
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Funny story: France To Build Bridge to the UK

France To Build Bridge to the UK

The French Government in a gesture of friendship for Britain are to construct an enormous bridge between Calais and Dover. Ironically it is expected that the massive construction will be in place before Britain votes to leave the European communit...
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Funny story: Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood. 'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
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Funny story: Sticking Pins in Auntie

Sticking Pins in Auntie

The naughty children had a new games which Mummy and Daddy tolerated because it kept the nasty little brats happy. The children had found a delight in sticking pins in Auntie. The first pin was stuck deliberately into one of Auntie's eyes. She let...
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Funny story: Anonymous Sauce's Amazing Allegations

Anonymous Sauce's Amazing Allegations

An anonymous sauce in MI7 has declared that Isis is controlled by Edward Snowden, a well known American living in Russia. The sauce, given the codename Tom, spoke exclusively to Spoof's expert on secrets Josh Whimp at an undisclosed address not fa...
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