Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland.
Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...
Manchester United manager Sarah Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. In her statement Fergie declared: 'The Queen has let it be known that I should no longer indulge in Association Football as Rugby Football is the only game (apart from Po...
Yet again the British electorate have opted for the traditional election routine!
Some 70% registered their views with an equivocal silence. They did not vote!
Our reporters scoured the country for the majority non-voters. Joe Soap explained hi...
Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape.
David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
Unfortunately the Prime Minister was unable to attend House of Commons Questions for the sixth week running due to an unavoidable incident.
'I was finding my in growing toe nail on my right foot had become unbearable' Cameron explained 'so I had t...
The health of the Queen has become problematically only days before the funeral of Margaret Thatcher. It was thought the Queen had caught measles and that it was spreading throughout the Royal family, but Dr Ian Knowall has advised us that the only k...
The Daily Mail is being praised by many for its contribution to uniting the Radical Left in Britain. This seemingly impossible task, clearly influenced by a special Iron Lady Spell, has made comrades of people who normally would cross the road rather...
The BBC is placed in a very difficult position.
Dangerously subversive comments in a song entitled 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' have become popular with misguided people influenced by malign and corrupting influences on the internet.
As a resu...
In a rare alteration of royal protocol St Paul's Cathedral will be employing the latest hit 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' at the funeral of Margaret Thatcher next week instead of 'God Save The Queen'.
Soldiers from the Military Male Voice Choir we...
Increasing numbers of Britain's are worried about what class they are in. Others feel left out.
Among the wealthy there is concern that they cannot find the Parasite Class. The owners of right wing newspapers, who evade tax by having their profits...
President Obama's plea to the Syrian people for gun comtrol has been ignored in the country.
Obama had reasoned that more and more guns in the country would lead to more terrible crimes but a spokesman for the Killer Brigade, One Eyed Cowboy, asse...
West Ham have won something! This staggering news was met by shcoked fans who were ready to moan at the latest inept display.
Porn star Davinia Gold celebrated the victory of the Hammers getting their feet into the Olympic stadium by revealing all...
Crossed wires were being officially blamed today for the Russian refusal to bail out Britain's ailing economy.
Somehow the request for help was lost in translation and a special delivery of Moscow weather was sent instead of money.
George Osbor...
In a surprise announcement the Chancellor has announced that Britain's bail out has been agreed with the Russians.
'It was the Russians or bankruptcy' Osborne revealed to a shocked House of Commons. In exchange for the massive Russian bail out the...
George Osborne has been caught with his pants down - again! He was clearly seen leaking on the grave of Karl Marx somewhere in London. A video on YouTube shows the Chancellor prick in hand clearly pissing onto the grave.
Tories have claimed that O...
The crowds awaiting news of the new Pope at the Vatican were surprised by Pink Smoke billowing from the chimney, indicating a new Pope had been elected.
The little known Cardinalanus, Australian Cardinalanus Shane Straightup appeared to give his b...
An internal report to David Cameron from a Conservative Think Tank, Money Talks has come as a great shock to the PM.
The contents of this report have been leaked to your fearless reporter by 'a well wisher' and we can bring you this exclusive info...
In an astonishing development Prince Charles is under suspicion of trying to poison the Queen. Two suspect tubs of soup from the Prince's exclusive range have been taken for forensic analysis after it was discovered that the Queen's stomach bug had b...