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Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Funny story: Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Fans have been celebrating the recent imprisonment of Song of Ice and Fire series author G.R.R. Martin, since it means he will almost certainly be writing a lot quicker from his cell, without any of the distractions which have plagued the author's ou...

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Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Top Gear tall man and human toffee apple, Jeremy Clarkson, has been sacked from the BBC after it was revealed that he cycles to his local shop rather than burning precious fossil fuel in a big V8 sports car. The Top Gear presenter was found to ha...

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New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition announced

Funny story: New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition announced

The popular TV show in which members of the public pitch their business ideas and plead for funding, only to have their dreams savaged and their hopes dashed on channel whatever has decided to follow the trend of other popular shows to keep its conte...

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Benefit cuts to be slashed and then tripled

Funny story: Benefit cuts to be slashed and then tripled

UK Government plans to slash benefits and then re-assess (with added leniency) Hard hitting government think tank "Chav Tolchock" has put pressure on government to rethink the way benefits are run in the country. People who claim to be unable to w...

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UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

Funny story: UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country. Under prop...

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UK Police to be issued with rubber chickens

Funny story: UK Police to be issued with rubber chickens

Following on from the furore surrounding the 'baseball-bat arrrest' incident in which three male and one female officer smashed a car to pieces using baseball-bats because the driver of the vehicle did not get out of his car in time, all police aroun...

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New research findings astound medical community

Funny story: New research findings astound medical community

The medical community was rocked last night by the research findings of the University of Lamebridge regarding human health disorders. The studies were conducted over a 20 year period, involving over one million participants. The findings could r...

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UK government to replace all CCTV cameras in Central London with 'one giant eye in the sky'

Funny story: UK government to replace all CCTV cameras in Central London with 'one giant eye in the sky'

The new UK government is planning a £300 billion upgrade to CCTV cameras in the capital. The plan is to scrap all the current cameras (currently around 600,000) and replace them with one giant camera which hovers 300 feet above the city. 'Using s...

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Apple releases latest splurge item

Funny story: Apple releases latest splurge item

The latest big white release from apple is the iWank, the most sought after gadget ever released by the company in the last five minutes. The iWank is specially designed not to do anything that a much cheaper laptop couldn't do, but the iWank does...

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Latest Internet Scam turns out to be a Hoax

Funny story: Latest Internet Scam turns out to be a Hoax

The latest scam put out by unscrupulous spammers turns out to be just a simple hoax. The scam mail was sent to the inbox of anyone with a government email address in the UK, but is also thought to have been circulated using other mailing lists.

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