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Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

Funny story: Report: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide

According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous. "I guess (mayora...

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Absolutely No One: "The 2013 NFL Season Will Be The Best Ever."

Funny story: Absolutely No One: "The 2013 NFL Season Will Be The Best Ever."

Shitty local-TV coverage of NFL teams' pre-season workouts, and the Dolphins-Cowboys Hall Of Fame Game from Ohio, or Kentucky or something, proves that this will be the best season ever, said absolutely no NFL fan anywhere. "It's OK that the runn...

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Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Funny story: Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...

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Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

Funny story: Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today. According to the suit, Novio...

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NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Funny story: NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...

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NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

Funny story: NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...

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H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Funny story: H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...

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Studio Goes On The Offensive: "Our Prinzzess is NOT Latino, No Offense To Our Housekeeping Staff."

Funny story: Studio Goes On The Offensive: "Our Prinzzess is NOT Latino, No Offense To Our Housekeeping Staff."

A young upstart animation studio whose first full-length feature is set to release Friday is going on the offensive, fighting back against charges that their Princess is Latina. In an early morning press release, Prinzzess Studiozz explains that...

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MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Funny story: MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...

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Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

Funny story: Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy. The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic...

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World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

Funny story: World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...

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Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Funny story: Chef Gordon Ramsay Filleted By British Pensioner Teddy Sheringham During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.

Gordon Ramsay Filleted During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes. Americans got two special treats this Memorial Day: a paid day off to drink, barbeque, drink, hang with friends and family, drink, honor our fa...

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Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Funny story: Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Dr. Conrad Murray, who has been anally savaged on an hourly basis since being convicted of killing the most famous person in the universe, is now begging the court set aside sh conviction on the ground that he should have been allowed to argue anothe...

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Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Funny story: Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...

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Not So Fast, Homos: Governor Christie Vetoes Same-Sex Marriage Bill

Funny story: Not So Fast, Homos: Governor Christie Vetoes Same-Sex Marriage Bill

Homosexuals state-wide are putting their wedding registries at Block Party and Andrew Christian on indefinite hold, now that gigantic, half-witted New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie has veto a law which would make same-sex marriage legal i...

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With FOX's Revival of 'Flintstones', Seth MacFarlane Set To Replace Alcoholism With Bitter Failure

Funny story: With FOX's Revival of 'Flintstones', Seth MacFarlane Set To Replace Alcoholism With Bitter Failure

At the offices of second tier reality-show broadcaster FOX, ratings wins like 'From Rigor Mortis To Burial: The Whitney Houston Funeral' and longevity milestones like the 500th episode of 'The Simpsons' are paving the way to a revamped Sunday line up...

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The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

Funny story: The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

For hundreds of thousands of nearly-destitute Americans who rely on their income tax refund each year to pay March's rent, have the check engine light on their 1996 Nissan Sentra addressed, or just to blow on luxuries like dental care, crack or laund...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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