In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today.
According to the suit, Novio...
Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned.
"We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."
Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...
Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...
A young upstart animation studio whose first full-length feature is set to release Friday is going on the offensive, fighting back against charges that their Princess is Latina.
In an early morning press release, Prinzzess Studiozz explains that...
Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right?
Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...
H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.
The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...
The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy.
The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic...
World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy."
The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...
Gordon Ramsay Filleted During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes.
Americans got two special treats this Memorial Day: a paid day off to drink, barbeque, drink, hang with friends and family, drink, honor our fa...
Dr. Conrad Murray, who has been anally savaged on an hourly basis since being convicted of killing the most famous person in the universe, is now begging the court set aside sh conviction on the ground that he should have been allowed to argue anothe...
Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away.
And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...
Homosexuals state-wide are putting their wedding registries at Block Party and Andrew Christian on indefinite hold, now that gigantic, half-witted New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie has veto a law which would make same-sex marriage legal i...
At the offices of second tier reality-show broadcaster FOX, ratings wins like 'From Rigor Mortis To Burial: The Whitney Houston Funeral' and longevity milestones like the 500th episode of 'The Simpsons' are paving the way to a revamped Sunday line up...
For hundreds of thousands of nearly-destitute Americans who rely on their income tax refund each year to pay March's rent, have the check engine light on their 1996 Nissan Sentra addressed, or just to blow on luxuries like dental care, crack or laund...
Homosexuals state-wide are putting their wedding registries at Block Party and Andrew Christian on indefinite hold, now that a certain gigantic, half-witted Republican Governor has vetoed a law which would make same-sex marriage legal in his state. [...
Those who are compelled to drive through the streets of Newark, whether to go to work, buy cheap meth, or --God forbid-- go home will find traffic ground hopelessly to a halt, this is in the wake of a funeral for a known drug abuser who died last wee...
For those of us who found a brace of semi-moist Playboy magazines inexplicably stashed in the woods near their home -- and spontaneously gummed up their Underoos with Tween-Jizz before they got home, looking at at Playboy magazine in its 57th year of...