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Can't pay? - We'll take it away! High Court Enforcers demand £1.8 trillion at HM Treasury

Funny story: Can't pay? - We'll take it away! High Court Enforcers demand £1.8 trillion at HM Treasury

High Court Sheriff enforcers have been hired to seize goods to the value of £1,765,287,432,177.59 after creditors lost faith in the UK's ability to service the national debt. Officials have just 24 hours to pay at least £800 billion by chip-and-pi...

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Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Funny story: Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Noel Edmonds has been described as a hopeless nacissist and financial bandit in his bid to buy up auntie Beeb at a knock down price. Bosses at the BBC have confirmed interest from Edmonds and a maverick team of misfits in pursuit of the corporatio...

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'Apology' insurance claims rock market

Funny story: 'Apology' insurance claims rock market

Underwriters in Lloyds of London are having their shirts extracted after a slew of succesful claims against 'apology' insurance policies. For years public figures have taken out insurance against the ignominy of having to apologise in public, with...

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Germans laugh as ewes sent to the gas chamber

Funny story: Germans laugh as ewes sent to the gas chamber

A small article in a Bavarian farming journal has caused an international outcry after it was misrepresented in the New York Times yesterday. Following legislation passed by the European Commission, farmers around Munich are switching from machine...

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Oliver Pistorius selected to run Hurdles at 2012 Olympics

Funny story: Oliver Pistorius selected to run Hurdles at 2012 Olympics

In a mixup worthy of a Seb Coe cross-dressing party, Oliver Pistorius has been entered into the 400m Hurdles instead of his chosen event, the 400m. This is a huge setback for team South Africa. Whilst Pistorius has recorded a sub 45 second time in...

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Super Gripe, Ocadi and Yyll rated as 'vomit'

Funny story: Super Gripe, Ocadi and Yyll rated as 'vomit'

Bobbis bank have downgraded Odd-Grip bonds to 'skinner', Ocadi options to 'weeping' and Yyll Group smellies to 'peturbed' in another oily rut on the markets today. Xavier Casini commented - "Ocadi is a tall banker who shops at John Lewis, Super G...

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Adele's son predicted to compete in 2032 Olympics

Funny story: Adele's son predicted to compete in 2032 Olympics

Scientists have made some surprisingly long term predictions about Adele's unborn son Dylan including the first car he will drive, his first fight and which glamour models he will date. Using a technique known as DNA 'embalmoscopy', scientists pre...

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Lawyers plan Warsi 'accident'

Funny story: Lawyers plan Warsi 'accident'

Baroness Warsi, 'bent' Conservative Party Chairperson, was to be run over by a train near Harrow-in-the-Hill, under the instruction of her lawyers - a newspaper claimed today. The Warsi defence team had been left reeling after the latest curry cor...

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'Final Solution' for Energy Crisis

Funny story: 'Final Solution' for Energy Crisis

The government is set to scrap up to 10,000 wind turbines in favour of 2,000,000 exercise bikes to meet the countries future energy needs. Harking back to the workhouse, benefits will be scrapped and all able bodied scroungers will be encouraged...

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Stratford residents get free passes to all events at the games

Funny story: Stratford residents get free passes to all events at the games

Lord Coe is to sell his home in central London complete with 400m running track and cross country course for a record £300 million - according to Fox & Bride property magazine today. Coe is said to be devastated that the hosepipe ban means he...

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Rioter selected for Team GB

Funny story: Rioter selected for Team GB

A man spotted wielding scaffolding poles, lumps of concrete and car doors is the surprise selection for Team GB this summer. Renton Frewshire was apprehended by police in Hackney last summer after turning over their car and spinning it around. How...

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Bruno Mars - "Run me over"

Funny story: Bruno Mars - "Run me over"

If you don't feel like doing anything today, you are not alone - even if you don't wish to 'hang loose' like global megastar Bruno Mars. However, if you are determined to do nothing and can afford to, you are subsequently unlikely to start catchin...

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Succession changes could see Cider the 1st on the throne

Funny story: Succession changes could see Cider the 1st on the throne

The Prime Minister David Cameron is said to have left Buckingham Palace this weekend looking like Beatrice, after it was disclosed that the next in line might not be human. The Queen is rumoured to be redrafting centuries old succession laws that...

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F1 Commentators face death penalty in China

Funny story: F1 Commentators face death penalty in China

Formula 1 commentators have been warned they face the death penalty this Sunday if the Chinese Grand Prix is not exciting. Travel documents have been requisitioned from TV crews already in Shanghai, leading other crews to cancel their trip and rel...

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Moolah.web enters mortgage market

Funny story: Moolah.web enters mortgage market

Moolah.web is set to continue their slow crucifixion of the poor with a mortgage product aimed specifically at "The desperate and gullible." Director Jacob Pretzelwitz was typically frank about the application process. "If they let us through the...

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Fundshaft hires Bubblebath-Heggerty

Funny story: Fundshaft hires Bubblebath-Heggerty

According to Porter economic theory companies can compete in two ways - price leadership or product differentiation. Unlike Primark where you can buy a suit for £29, fund managers are traditionally coy about disclosing all their charges, lest the cus...

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Teaching - "Like the man in 'The Scream' by Munch"

Funny story: Teaching - "Like the man in 'The Scream' by Munch"

A poll by 'YouBruv' has indicated that most teachers strike just for a few days 'breathing space' away from their academies. One teacher felt he was like 'the man in The Scream'. Supply teacher is now one of the most dangerous occupation in the UK...

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Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

Funny story: Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

A white terrorist has been disabled by the police near the Thames meaning he may never be able to swim again without supervision. Trenton Oldfield was spotted bobbing in the water near Hammersmith Bridge armed with diet coke and mento torpedo and...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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