WASHINGTON D.C.- Scientists are finding enormous bullshit plumes around BP Headquarters located in London, England, including one as large as 10 miles long, 3 miles wide and 300 feet thick in spots.
The discovery is fresh evidence that the leak f...
Marion Georgia - "It may not completely solve the recession but it's a step in the right direction". Edward Davidson of Thulehart Development said today announcing the ground breaking of a new 200,000 square foot Apps factory to be located in Marion...
WASHINGTON D.C. - It was announced today that people caught collecting oil off the Gulf coast, could be prosecuted in a tough crackdown on pirates.
BP is siphoning 5,000 barrels a day from the well head and skimming another 5 to 10 thousand off th...
Charlottesville, VA. - Today at commencement ceremonies at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, VA., President Obama unveiled his new plan to save the Earth.
Reading from a prepared statement the President said that all of us are aware...
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