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Registered terrorist program takes off

Funny story: Registered terrorist program takes off

Tuesday, June 29, 2004 Posted: 3:34 AM EDT (0734 GMT)...

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McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

Funny story: McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

CHICAGO, Illinois -- In what experts expected would one day come to pass since they, on numerous occasions, had previously tested for and found excrement in McDonald's "beef" patties, a Seattle woman bit into her Quarter Pounder and got...

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Bush Cremated Accidentally

Funny story: Bush Cremated Accidentally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After paying his respects beside the body of deceased President Ronald Reagan lying in state on Friday, George W. Bush somehow ended up inside the casket intended for Reagan. After the ceremony, the flag-draped, heavy, teak box w...

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SARS Virus Commits Suicide

Funny story: SARS Virus Commits Suicide

BEIJING, China -- The SARS virus has committed suicide, confirmed officials of the People's Infectious Diseases Center in Beijing. At 7:22 AM local time on Wednesday, June 9 (23:22 GMT, June 8), lead scientist of the center, Dr. Kiu Da Miba, corrobo...

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Castro Buys Florida, Moves to Ft. Lauderdale

Funny story: Castro Buys Florida, Moves to Ft. Lauderdale

MIAMI, Florida -- Dumbfounding the U.S. intelligence community, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is confirmed to have purchased the state of Florida in a deal worth US$ 66 billion, which included a beach-front villa in northern Ft. Lauderdale. He has alr...

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"Big Brother" to wed

MENWITH HILL, England -- Finally, after working so hard over the last fifty years, Big Brother announced his engagement to Australian Jean Okiddin, and beating the sure-to-come ribbing from the media, introduced her as "Big Sister."...

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"Spoiled Thai Kids" Announce New Pop Act

BANGKOK, Thailand -- Shiny, new pop music group, Spoiled Thai Kids, announced their formation featuring four stylish, self-obsessed, rich, ignorant Thai teens, with otherwise low prospects for any type of personal achievement in their lifetime...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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