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Funny story: Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

There was shock across the country as Weightlookers announced its' brand new "Doggy doo so you should too". The idea is very simple, some dogs eat their own turds and a fat dog is rarer than a fat human, therefore eating a soggy brown sausage should...
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Funny story: Third note heard in Lily Allen's latest song!

Third note heard in Lily Allen's latest song!

There was outrage today from fans of Lily Allen across the world as her latest song "Whatever" was heard to have a third note. Even worse, this note was actually sung in tune, according to Jeremy...Clarkson...In the World. After severe pressure f...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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