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Funny story:  Wal Mart Greeter Blows Brains Out on the Job

Wal Mart Greeter Blows Brains Out on the Job

Wal-Mart door greeter, Jon McBain, who local folks claim looks very much like a thinner, angrier version of former Presidential Candidate John McCain, committed suicide this morning while greeting customers. "It was crazy," said Seth Bishop,...
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Funny story:  A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

In lower Manhattan, on their day off from the manly, sweaty, testosterone filled game of baseball, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez were spotted by fans at a high class café. "I could see them through the large glass pane," said self-proclaim...
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Funny story:  Actor Bill Murray Enlisted to Fight Asian Carp

Actor Bill Murray Enlisted to Fight Asian Carp

Discovered six miles beyond an electronic barrier set up in Lake Michigan, the first Asian Carp has set off alarm bells at the Army Corps of Engineers. The Asian Carp is well known as a destructive species capable of annihilating an entire ec...
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Funny story:  General McChrystal Calls Obama a Cock Fag

General McChrystal Calls Obama a Cock Fag

As reported in Rolling Stone, General McChrystal's entourage nicknamed itself, "Team America" after the film of the same name by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. In the movie, "Team America," the members of the team routinely used the...
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Funny story:  Vuvuzelas Deployed to Afghanistan

Vuvuzelas Deployed to Afghanistan

In a daring move to help his beleaguered troops out of their dire predicament in Afghanistan, Supreme Allied Commander Barack Obama decreed that NATO troops be equipped with the infamous Vuvuzela in place of the standard assault rifle. Whit...
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Funny story:  Top U.S. General Apologizes for Article, then Wipes Ass with It

Top U.S. General Apologizes for Article, then Wipes Ass with It

General Stanley McChrystal, the Top U.S. War Commander in Afghanistan apologized for his role in a, "Rolling Stone" article in which he is quoted as being highly critical of the Obama Administration. From a desolate firebase on the Pakistan b...
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Funny story:  North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

The greatest Man, Lover, Warrior, and Football player of all time, Kim Jung Ill, has declared, "Ultimate Victory," in North Korea's bid to win the 2010 World Cup, despite the fact that ESPN is reporting that North Korea was eliminated by Portugal 7-0...
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Funny story:  American Soccer Fan Accidentally Pees in World Cup

American Soccer Fan Accidentally Pees in World Cup

It is no secret that Americans, especially those of the Conservative element, neither understand nor care for the sport which is actually known as Football to the rest of the world. However, there are many avid soccer fanatics within the United Stat...
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Funny story:  Arabic Numerals Re-Discovered in Afghanistan-Peace Breaks Out

Arabic Numerals Re-Discovered in Afghanistan-Peace Breaks Out

Many Centuries ago, Muslim invaders of Europe brought their Arabic numerals with them, unintentionally setting off Western scientific breakthroughs which have continued to the present day. "It was rather difficult to do long division or ev...
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Funny story:  Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

It turns out that Nostradamus and the ancient Mayans had a lot more in common than previously known. Thanks to top notch anthropology graduate students from the University of Nevada, Reno, it has been revealed that the year 2012 will be the end of o...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods's Golf Coach Calls for Emergency Orgy

Tiger Woods's Golf Coach Calls for Emergency Orgy

It is no secret that Tiger's golf game has not been the same since the Thanksgiving Day incident in which he had the hell beaten out him by his putter-wielding wife. Following a lengthy investigation into his sexual history, Mr. Woods under went an...
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Funny story:  U.S. Money Presses Break Down from Metal Fatigue

U.S. Money Presses Break Down from Metal Fatigue

Printing more greenbacks than ever before, the presses at several of the Nation's currency factories have had to be shut down due to large plumes of smoke wafting from the internal gears which provide their power. "It's just not a good situat...
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Funny story:  Bwaney Fwank Conswidahs Pwiesthood

Bwaney Fwank Conswidahs Pwiesthood

With Democrat chances looking rather slim for the upcoming election in November, Barney Frank, a staunch and loyal member of his party, is considering life after politics. "I nevwhere con sid whered dis beff whare in my wife," said Barney Fra...
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Funny story:  16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

Failing in her attempt to sail around the world, sixteen year old Abby Sunderland was rescued by a ready, willing and able group of young Somali Pirates who had managed to sail several thousand miles out of their own jurisdiction just for the privile...
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Funny story:  Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

Football Fan Sobers Up Devises Way to Make Game Entertaining

After paying several thousand pounds for travel fare and tickets to the World Cup in South Africa, lorry driver Jon Hanford of London only had a few pounds remaining to spend on beer. As an experienced football fan accustomed to mass consumption of...
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Funny story:  Joe Liebermann Really is the Dad from ALF

Joe Liebermann Really is the Dad from ALF

After years of speculation it has been revealed under the Freedom of Information Act that Senator Joe Liebermann of Connecticut really is the guy who played the father in the NBC hit series, "ALF." The show featured a cute little puppet that...
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Funny story:  OJ Simpson Signs With the Eagles

OJ Simpson Signs With the Eagles

With limited access to cocaine and alcohol, O.J. Simpson has used his prison time to get back into top NFL form. Prison Guard Jason Ramirez of Elko, Nevada is amazed by his progress. "Do you remember back in the late seventies there was tha...
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Funny story:  London Mayor Calls Obama a Wanker

London Mayor Calls Obama a Wanker

London Mayor Boris Johnson tried to keep his tongue as civil as possible. However, there is only so much a Brit's stiff upper lip can take. After enduring yet another round of Obama's British bashing over the oil spill, the Mayor finally had to use...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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