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Pope And Queen Deny Rumours Their Seeking Larry King's CNN Replacement

CNN are looking for a replacement for the ever ageing Larry King, after hosting Larry King Live on the cable network for over 25 years. Rumours are rife that Queen and the Pope have sought to move in on the vacant chair. The Catholic Church fee...

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Australia's Prime Minister Will Not Jail Red Head Jokers Or Legalise Gay Marriages

Newly appointed Labour Prime Minister and the first Australian redheaded female leader says she'll fight against gay marriage, but will be more lenient to redhead jokes. The P.M. says she's in office for a rough ride and admits not many may like h...

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Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Tourist Adding Crack To The Red Rock At Uluru

Traditional Owners and lookers were shocked at the site of raw flesh on top of one of Australia's landmarks, Uluru. While stripping naked a friend filmed the bizzar event as a 25 year old French woman decided she wanted to celebrate her climbing t...

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Could Australia Have It's First Lesbian Prime Minister?

There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...

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Jesus Due Back On Earth in 2050

Funny story: Jesus Due Back On Earth in 2050

A poll in America asked of the second coming by Jesus. In a shock result the survey discovered over 39% of all U.S. citizens believe Jesus will return and specified 2050 as the year. God fearing folk to the "only on Sunday" Christians believe Jesu...

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Australian First Female Red Headed Prime Minister

The Australian Labor Party have dumped the silver haired Kevin Rudd for red headed Julia Gillard. Some say she resembles the red headed beauty of the match box. Australia has its first female Prime Minister in it's 222 year young history. In...

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Mariah Carey Barking Over Dog Bills

Funny story: Mariah Carey Barking Over Dog Bills

Could it be a phobia? No, says a vet clinic who claims the singer owes 30 thousand dollars in back bill after pampering her dog's. I hear that her dog's needed to go to rehab, she said yes, yes, yes! Though Carey doesn't want to pay the bills w...

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The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...

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No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

162 people living under the one roof could be, and I would have to agree, one of the largest ever in the world. Now the head of this Indian family is only 66 and apparently has 32 wives and 94 children of his own, and his house is also home to his...

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The Finger And Flying Puppy Leaves Hell's Angels Scratching Their Heads

A student in Germany created major traffic problems in the city of Bavaria after making a finger gesture to a number of Hell's Angerls motorcycle gang members. Giving the rough ruggered bikies the finger wasn't enough for the 26 year old as he thr...

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Eminem Stands Up For The Pink Coloured Kind

Eminem has spoken! Seen as always a little on the homophobic side of life, Eminem has recently spoken out in favour of the Oink kind, not chocolate by gays and marriage. The all over ya' face rapper has been known to throw a frew anti-gay lyrics i...

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Nothing Lilke A Gay Search At New Zealand's Christchurch Airport Customs

Funny story: Nothing Lilke A Gay Search At New Zealand's Christchurch Airport Customs

If you're male and you're headed to Christchurch airport in the land of the long white cloud you may be a target for a special kind of body search. A gay employee has been asked why he had increased the number male searches, and to give reasons as...

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Jesus Guilty Of Arson?

A 19 metres tall and 12 metres wide statue of Jesus Christ no longer stands after Jesus' relative, Mother Nature, was alleged to have been called in to "strike it down". In Ohio, locals were at a loss why a lightening strike choose there treasured...

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Sh*t - That'll Cost You 100 Dollars!

Queensland, one of the many State's in Australia is to introduce a no-swearing policy, with on the spot fines of 100 dollars - F*ck! (That's 100 dollars, thanks) The bold move comes as the Queensland Government looks at ways to clean the air space...

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Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets. Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morn...

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World Cup Theft - Bag Snatching And Cries Of "Fowl"

Funny story: World Cup Theft - Bag Snatching And Cries Of "Fowl"

You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games. Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card! Then the unsporting Uru...

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Australian Outback Closed For Space Shit

Funny story: Australian Outback Closed For Space Shit

Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit. The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia. Rail an...

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