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Funny story:  Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Angelinos Hijack Endeavor on way to California Science Center

Los Angeles, CA. Shortly after Endeavor turned onto La Cienega Blvd heading towards Westchester, several MS-13 gang members surrounded the security entourage and pulled automatic weapons demanding the hydraulic systems be cannibalized for their rides...
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Funny story:  Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Vandenberg AFB / 30th Space Wing (AP) - Like a facial on a Friday night, NASA's latest mission will hit you right between the eyes as they search for information to help the Western Snowy Plover reproduce. The Snowy Plover Ecological Reconnaissance M...
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Funny story:  Curiosity Confirms We Are Not Alone!

Curiosity Confirms We Are Not Alone!

JPL/Pasadena California - Scientists announced that the Mars Science Laboratory / Curiosity Rover has in fact discovered a sign of intelligent life on the Red plant. Analysis of the initial data is ongoing; however, there is a clear signature that Ma...
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Funny story:  Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Sioux Iowa - Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann has suspended her campaign for the White House after her dismal, sixth place finish in Tuesday night's caucuses. "I have heard the word of the Lord and he has told me to stand aside,"...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

AP - Rumors recently surfaced that the new North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un, has secretly removed his father's body and has been playing with him nightly and signing lullabies. Jong Un's palace forces have kept the secret since Kim Jon Il's death;...
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Funny story:  Santorum Celebrates Caucus Win with 2 Week Old Chicken Fetus

Santorum Celebrates Caucus Win with 2 Week Old Chicken Fetus

Rick Santorum, gitty from last night's Caucus win in Iowa asks a local farmer to provide him a chicken fetus to sing songs to and cuddle over night in hotel room. J.R. McDonald, 92 yrs old Northern Iowa farmer, was taken aback at first when Rick m...
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Funny story:  Gap Employs 2,700 Indonesian Children to make black tee shirts for Anderson Cooper

Gap Employs 2,700 Indonesian Children to make black tee shirts for Anderson Cooper

Jakarta - Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, president of Indonesia has designated 15 elementary schools in and around downtown Jakarta to immediately stop all academic activities and begin full time in the processing the black ink and fabric required to make...
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Funny story:  BP issues letter of intent to buy 32 centrifugal oil-and-water separators (COWS) from inventor Kevin Costner

BP issues letter of intent to buy 32 centrifugal oil-and-water separators (COWS) from inventor Kevin Costner

Pensacola Florida - Actor Kevin Costner's oil-spill device has all the approval it needs to scoop the goop from the Gulf of Mexico, but is waiting for money from BP, according to the actor and his business partner. BP has issued a letter of intent to...
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Funny story:  BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

Athens, Greece - Greece's debt burden is so excessive that the country is looking at every alternative to reduce their burden. With the concurrence from the European Union, Greece has decided to mandate all citizens to shave their back hair daily for...
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Funny story:  BP and NASA Join Forces to Launch Global Oil Observatory - GOO

BP and NASA Join Forces to Launch Global Oil Observatory - GOO

Kennedy Space Center, Florida - BP and NASA announced today that a new mission to monitor deep sea oil spills to aid in the forecast of coastal pollution along the Gulf Coast will be launched as soon as practical. The Global Oil Observatory, GOO...
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Funny story:  BP Annouces Acquisition of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

BP Annouces Acquisition of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

BP oil announced today that it has acquired the Bubba Gump Shrimp Corporation hoping to capitalize on the abundance of dying seafood in the Gulf and reduce their total liability from frivolous law suits. In a few short weeks, they will announce the f...
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