BP executives declared today at a hastily scheduled press conference, that they have begun working on a "new plan."
Since they have been unsuccessful in stopping oil flow into the Gulf of Mexico, they have begun working on a plan to remove the se...
A US EPA representative today announced that British Petroleum shall be directed to use a less toxic dispersant in the Gulf of Mexico. Reportedly, the dispersant being used up until now was manufactured by a BP subsidiary, and while it was neither cl...
Marketing Director for beleaguered giant oil company BP announced a new "Harvest Your Own Oil" program for US consumers. Newly employed, Mr. Matthews stated that the problem with deep sea oil has previously been that it is "deep down in the sea," but...
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