Earlier this week, it was reported that John Shepherd-Barron, the inventor of the Automatic Telling Machine (ATM), had died.
His funeral was held yesterday, and he had chosen to be cremated.
However, the ceremony did not go smoothly.
A devastating e-mail has been leaked from Labour Party HQ, which shows the party demanding that their female MP's do "whatever it takes" to ensure re-election.
The suggestion that this policy existed was first raised earlier this week.
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