You never know what you'll find in an abandoned storage locker. But this?
On Tuesday morning the winning bidder walked away with a few old CDs, a hot plate, and former mortgage broker, Skip Kendall.
Kendall, had been living out of Storage Un...
Cold hands, hard to get appointments and embarrassing trips to the OBGYN will soon be a thing of the past thanks to a micro camera that snugly fits to the tip of any erect penis.
The penis camera. It's really a shock that this technology took so...
Going into this afternoon's earnings report, analysts had been expecting to see crack whores report earnings of 50 cents per share. Excluding one time items, crack whores stated their quarterly earnings were 54 cents.
During the same period last y...
The rattling in Jim Duncan's 1994 Pontiac is getting difficult to ignore. As winter quickly approaches, Duncan has been biting his nails at the thought of a major repair.
"Any repair over $900 bucks ain't worth doing, so I don't know what they he...
The duo of Earl and Dale, aliens that are responsible for keeping Earth from destruction ala Horton Hears a Who, have reportedly lost funding from their government.
Troubled economic times have spilled over to the universe leading several economis...
Tramp stamps are predicted to reduce STD's by 75% over the next 5 years thanks to a new barcoding system that can quickly pull up your new lover's STD history. The technology is still new, but the idea is spreading like herpes on a pirate ship.
Sean McGinn moved to the Tampa Bay area 6 months ago, leaving behind his Boston roots for some fun-in-the-sun. Locals cannot decide if they dislike his haircut or dumb accent worse.
"Everything with this asshole is like; yo, that's wicked hardcor...
Busy Americans have limited time to eat meals, which is why Danish company, Glutony, has introduced "The Hunger Bag"
Hungry Americans can take this designer bag to a select group of participating restaurants who will fill it to the brim with a r...
A revealing study today learned that pompous pricks that insist on wearing bow ties are at a 10 times greater risk of being labeled a douchebag.
More than 250 people were asked their opinions about men wearing bow ties and the overwhelming respons...
The once mighty fists that pumped at the screen while Sean Hannity preached about the socialist government have turned to mild shoulder shrugs as Americans realize that there is nothing they can do about it.
"I was so angry about the bailouts, the...
Look out Saints: there's a new band marching into town and it's as queer as a three dollar bill!
Critically acclaimed Mardi Gras band, the Ram Rod Express, will be featuring a new twist to their act; the rusty trombone.
The rusty trombone was...
It's the principle of the situation. Or at least that's what Alexis Steele is telling her ex-lover and married man, Gregory Spike.
Steele has been holding on to a very incriminating text message from Spike which could land him in very hot water...
Max "Snuff" Winters passed away peacefully Tuesday morning after battling bone cancer for the past 6 months. Fans remember Winters as being the revolutionary snuff film director that produced such top hits as "Bitch Gonna Give Some Head and Die" and...
Have you ever wanted the ability to differentiate between North Koreans, South Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Cambodians? Thanks to toy manufacturer, Nip Nap Games, your wish can be a reality.
Spot the North Korean is both educational...
Thanks to a ruling which was initiated by the DEA and the FCC, Americans will no longer be allowed to located the closest weed deal with their smart phone. This is strange because you would think that the DEA would want to be able to locate drug dea...
Move over Hunter Green, there's a new cool color in town and it's name is Obama Brown.
Cuckold Crayons announced in a press release Tuesday that they will be adding the Obama crayon to their set of 65 crayons. The company stated that the new colo...
Pittsburgh Organic Water bottling company, H2 uh-oh, sells consumers on the idea of "fresh water." Critics and scientists say this product may be too fresh.
The water is served in a clear bottle however the end product has a tannish brown color w...
Supermart shoppers were treated to some fantastic bargains this Black Friday, but they never expected to be around greatness.
Hank Newburg was with his wife and admits to overeating on the Thanksgiving holiday.
"I ate so much turkey and stuffin...