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Anti-Gay Protesters Throw Aqua Velva at Gay Politicians

Funny story: Anti-Gay Protesters Throw Aqua Velva at Gay Politicians

An anti-gay activist hurled the contents of a plastic cup at an openly gay city council member after he delivered a speech at the LGBT Empowerment Conference in Gooseberry, Kentucky. In a statement he posted on the social network Ego Realm, colle...

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New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

Funny story: New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

In a recent interview with David Brody on CBS, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said of his past extramarital affairs, "There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked fa...

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God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

Funny story: God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

The 40-foot Colorado blue spruce, used as the National Christmas Tree since 1978, was struck down by an act of God on Saturday. God used His mighty winds to snap the trunk of the tree, forcing it to topple completely. "We haven't seen holy anger l...

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Pat Robertson Supports Gay Marriage for Citizens of Mexico

Funny story: Pat Robertson Supports Gay Marriage for Citizens of Mexico

In a surprising announcement today, television evangelist Pat Robertson announced that he supported the legalization of gay marriage for the citizens of Mexico. On his television program, The 700 Club, Robertson explained his position. "Legalizing ga...

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Travel Channel Offers Michelle Obama Her Own Show

Funny story: Travel Channel Offers Michelle Obama Her Own Show

First Lady Michelle Obama has seen a drop in her approval rating, largely due to her trip to Spain where she and her entourage enjoyed luxurious accommodations. Conservative pundits have called her a modern-day Marie Antoinette for taking such an ext...

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Liberal Snake-Handling Churches on the Rise

Funny story: Liberal Snake-Handling Churches on the Rise

On a recent Sunday morning at the First Progressive Church of Gooseberry, Kentucky, Rev. T. Jerrome Stanley concluded his sermon titled "The Sins of Sean Hannity" by inviting his congregation to open up the boxes that were stacked near the altar. On...

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Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-Mart of Having a Socialist Agenda

Funny story: Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-Mart of Having a Socialist Agenda

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to donate $2 billion in food and other goods to food banks and other nonprofit groups that feed the needy. They have also pledged to share their business knowledge to help charities distrib...

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Barney Frank Caught Traveling with Heterosexual Female Conservative Christian

Funny story: Barney Frank Caught Traveling with Heterosexual Female Conservative Christian

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) has confirmed reports that he has previously traveled with a female conservative Christian who happens to be a heterosexual. The news sent shock waves throughout the gay community when the Conservative Christian Monthly brok...

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Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Funny story: Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Samuel Guthry was dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant in Gooseberry, Kentucky when an otherwise perfect evening suddenly turned into the most humiliating moment of Guthry's life. "We were going around the table reading our fortune cookies,...

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Friend Defends Rekers: "It Makes Sense to Hire a Gay Hooker to Carry Your Luggage"

Funny story: Friend Defends Rekers: "It Makes Sense to Hire a Gay Hooker to Carry Your Luggage"

George Rekers was accompanied on a 10-day trip to Europe by a gay male prostitute. Rekers, a Baptist minister and board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, has denied having a sexual relationship with the...

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Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

Funny story: Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

On his April 29 broadcast, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh hinted that environmentalists were behind the BP oil well explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. Many of Limbaugh's liberal foes have been mocking his comment, but today, four members of the...

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Tiger Woods Renounces Buddhism, Embraces Christianity; Glenn Beck Says It's Not Enough

Funny story: Tiger Woods Renounces Buddhism, Embraces Christianity; Glenn Beck Says It's Not Enough

After missing the cut at the Quail Hallow Championship in Charlotte, NC on Friday, Tiger Woods has renounced Buddhism and has become a Christian. "I can now see that God has cursed my golf game the same way he curses geographical locations and gover...

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