VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - Unemployed local Ed Stepson, 37, was kicked out of his parent's house today by his father, Gene Stepson, 63, and mother, Jean Stepson, 59.
Ed rejected his parent's proposal by invoking the antiquated "squatter's rights," giv...
WEST BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI - Local insane man Lyle Steavey was elected to the United States Congress today to represent Michigan's 9th Congressional District. Mr. Steavey has been confined to a mental institution since August 2004.
WASHINGTON, DC - Leading scientists and researchers announced today that the long-held value of pi (3.14159265) is incorrect. The new value of pi has been copyrighted and will not be available free of charge. It will instead be made available in di...
IRVINE, CA - Mexican food chain Baco Tell announced an agreement today with a beef processors to begin selling a beef that is somehow of lower quality than what is currently offered at the restaurant chain. The deal was promoted as an effort to cont...
JEFFERSONVILLE, IN - Tea Partiers today have upped their anti-big government rhetoric today by declaring the Constitution of the United States "unconstitutional." This new stance against the document that they have repeatedly used to reference when...
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