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Police Called to X-Factor House

Funny story: Police Called to X-Factor House

Police were called to the X-Factor house after a scuffle broke out between contestant Matt Cardle's hat and Katie Waissel's chin. The pair both vying for attention after trending on twitter were locked in a bitter feud after hat became infuriated wit...

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Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Funny story: Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Cocksure rap star and Oasis offender Jay Z has reportedly broken down after news that his 99 problems have now expanded to 101. Famed for stating 'A bitch ain't one' of his problems the rapper, real name Shawn Carter is reportedly running scared a...

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Cowell Sells Rights to TV Talent Shows to Cover Waxing Bill

Funny story: Cowell Sells Rights to TV Talent Shows to Cover Waxing Bill

TV's talent Mogul Simon Cowell is set to sell off the rights to all of his 'talent' shows after a high court battle with a beauty salon who wax the hopefuls' hairy hero. Cowell who has publicly admitted he waxes large portions of his body, includi...

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Oliver Strops Over 'Fit' Cobain's Failure

Miquita Oliver is to star in a Channel 4 special of programme 'Faking It' after a massive music blunder. The T4 presenter who touted for Kurt Cobain to be voted as 'Best Singer' in a BBC poll stropped after he failed to win. The supposed grunge...

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R-Patz Becomes Mormon to Get Married

Funny story: R-Patz Becomes Mormon to Get Married

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has found a solution to the dilemma of satisfying the hoards of screaming women who claim to be in love with him. He is to convert to Mormonism and marry the lot of them. The Brit movie star who plays vampire Edward...

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Clegg to Seek Solace in SuBo

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has sought solace in Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle following his disappointing defeat in the General election. Clegg, much like SuBo before him, experienced a massive surge of public support and media...

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Cameron left red faced after ballot blunder

Funny story: Cameron left red faced after ballot blunder

Tory hopeful David Cameron was left red faced this morning after realising he had spoiled his own ballot paper. When talking to the press outside Spelsbury Memorial Hall in Witney he smiled widely when asked who had got his vote. "Well I can te...

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Brown's Blunder brings more bad news

Gordon Brown woke this morning to yet more bad news about his campaign after learning that Gillian Duffy the pensioner from Rochdale he branded only yesterday as a 'Bigoted woman' is to stand for election herself. Despite apologies Browns massive...

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Cameron's bid to prove he is a Charming Man

Tory leader and maybe future Prime Minister of Britain has hit back at Blur drummer Dave Rowntree's claim that he is not a real Smiths fan. Rowntree's claims that Smiths fans 'dress a certain way and have a certain haircut' meant that Cameron, in...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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