Professor Takayuki Iwase of University Japan announced a highly innovative cure for the dreaded MRSA. Apparently some of the lucky ones amongst us have friendly bacteria in our noses which kicks MRSA butt.
"What we can do is isolate these bacteria...
BP announced today that it has changed its name from Beyond Petroleum to Beyond Pankton. This was greeted with bewilderment by the press who wondered how this could possibly help the company's image, especially at a time like this.
The surprise scientific announcement this week was that microbes are not accelerating global warming as expected. Brushing aside the fact that the global warming computer modelers have no understanding of the complexity of microbes, Mr Gore went on t...
After years of sarcastically telling us that ET isn't going to come down and shoot us with his ray gun Mr Hawking has done an about face.
For years Hawking has told us how the Universe worked and in his spare time has watched science fiction movie...
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