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Funny story: Store Wars - Episode Three - Revenge of the Spar

Store Wars - Episode Three - Revenge of the Spar

After last week's revelation that Chaka Khan has bought budget Supermarket ASDA, the supermarket world hit back today lowering their petrol prices 5p below ASDA's cheap price of just 97.9p per litre. But Convenience giants Spar have gone one step...
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Funny story: Glenn Miller Found!

Glenn Miller Found!

American Big Band Leader, Glenn Miller who has been presumed dead and missing since Christmas 1944 has turned up in a Midlands Supermarket Now aged a whopping 106, Swinging Glenn was found in his original plane under the pertrol station in a branc...
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Funny story: Store Wars - Episode Two - Attack of the Chaka

Store Wars - Episode Two - Attack of the Chaka

The Supermarket Chain, ASDA has successfully been taken over by the formerly mysterious consortium, CNN News can now reveal who the mystery Shareholder is Legendary Disco Diva and all round Bodacious Babe, Chaka Khan has purchased 64% of the share...
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Funny story: Store Wars - Episode One - The Phantom Menace

Store Wars - Episode One - The Phantom Menace

CNN (Corb News Network) Can Reveal that supermarket chain ASDA's shares have soared this evening as a takeover bid has been placed by an unknown consortium. A Spokesperson from Asda, Mr Barry DeLeargo from their Great Bridge Branch stated. "A G...
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Funny story: A McMahon in Every Corner!

A McMahon in Every Corner!

Tonights Triple Threat Match live from the Bristol Silverdome is going to be a slobberknocker, Three Men destined to become Prime Minister and more importantly the WWE UK Champion. But The Corb News Network can reveal today that there will be a Mcmah...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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