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Funny story: Queensland man invents machine to produce fresh cum on tap

Queensland man invents machine to produce fresh cum on tap

Tewantin, Qld. Australia. Incredible! Man invented a little machine that can extract fresh cum from hundreds of men and then have it ready on demand on tap. The machine works on the principle of rotatory solenoids. It has a mouth-like aperture wh...
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