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End of the Rainbow elves sue Obama

Funny story: End of the Rainbow elves sue Obama

The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...

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Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

Funny story: Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

A strange sighting happened today when A homeless Icelandic man claimed he saw Former Attorney General John Ashcroft floating within the volcanic ash cloud hovering over Europe making an complete ass clown of himself. He said he was singing a cov...

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Rush Limbaugh explodes live on the air

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh explodes live on the air

Rush Limbaugh exploded live on the air today while ranting against the Obamas administrations New health care bill. Doctors are citing an impacted colon for the reason of explosion. Some were quoted as saying "This takes being full of shit to...

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Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

Funny story: Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

The Sea of Japan: Disoriented from the gigantic volcanic ash cloud spreading over Europe the Jolly Green Giant some how got lost and wound up in the Sea of Japan accidentally stepping on the dwelling place of the fabled Japanese Dragon monster Godzil...

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Invisible man bin Laden spotted in Tora Bora mountains

Funny story: Invisible man bin Laden spotted in Tora Bora mountains

Osama bin Laden was spotted today on a hill top in the Tora Bora mountain region of Pakistan today. A curious place thus far proving to yield strange mystical magic powers of invisibility for very tall diabetic Arabic men. Once spotted the 10...

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Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

Funny story: Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

The cast of lost accidentally ran into the cast of Gilligans Island today on the same Island. The two casts where over joyed to see each other hoping for some word from the outside world. Things took a turn for the worst when the cast of lost Rea...

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George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

Funny story: George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...

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Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

Funny story: Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...

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Al Gore suing Obama administration

Funny story: Al Gore suing Obama administration

In a shocking break from party lines Vice president and Nobel peace-prize winner Al gore is suing the Obama administration for "gross negligence" over environmental issues. He stated that the planet is running out of trees for paper needed to supp...

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Berlusconi rushed to mental asylum

Funny story: Berlusconi rushed to mental asylum

Italy's Prime-minister "Silvio Berlusconi" was forcefully rushed to a local loony bin for an emergency evaluation today after he exited his mansion wielding a Roman gladius dressed in a toga wearing makeup claiming he was going to conquer Gaul again...

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Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Funny story: Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Khalid sheikh Mohammed was indicted on Wednesday for his alleged role in the World trade center bombings. The justice department was willing to give him a lighter sentence for any information regarding the other shakes involved. He said he was hap...

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Shawn Hannity's head used as a battering ram

Funny story: Shawn Hannity's head used as a battering ram

NY. NY.: Shawn Hannity's head was used today as a battering ram to save the life of a trapped fox employee who apparently locked himself in the buildings walk in freezer. He was called to the kitchen after witnesses herd a man yelling from within...

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Pope shoots back

Funny story: Pope shoots back

Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins. Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants w...

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David Copperfield comes clean on Global Warming

Funny story: David Copperfield comes clean on Global Warming

Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet. When asked how he did it he declined to answer. When asked why he did it he simply said he needed t...

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Clowns break into Larry King's house

Funny story: Clowns break into Larry King's house

Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night. Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of s...

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Rangers and Flyers melee Gone Batty!

Funny story: Rangers and Flyers melee Gone Batty!

N.Y N.Y : After a heated playoff serious the Rangers and the Flyers got into a wild bench clearing brawl tonight at the Garden. The fight escalated in to the streets where police got involved using water cannons and rubber bullets to subdue the r...

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Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Funny story: Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walters apparently farted in front of a live audience today during the morning taping of "The View" in turn asphyxiating the hole panel audience and security staff. 66th Street is cordoned off and it is suggested commuters take alternate...

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Suicide Bomber says no Virgins in after life

Funny story: Suicide Bomber says no Virgins in after life

A suicide bomber was miraculously brought back from the brink of death today after his left arm right leg and penis where blown to bits. In his first interview after his near death experience, he stated that he was ready and looking forward to dy...

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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